something's rotten on the planet wormulon (a futurama quote thread)
 

ill be what i wanna do (will be my epitath)

I'll be WHO i wanna do.

incorrect

Verily. And that past nastification is what shields you from the brains.

cowabunga man

How are the children, Morbo?

NUMEROUS AND BELLIGERENT

Amy: I've never been sad at a party before. I wonder if my mind is thinking about Kif being in jail.
Scruffy: Jail's not so bad. You can make sangria in the terlet. Course, it's shank or be shanked.
Amy: [crying] Of course!

KITTENS GIVE MORBO GAS

Now i shall leave for no raisin

im literally angry with rage

Good news, everyone!

good news everyone! i have some very bad news

FRY : cmon professor, we cant swallow that
PROFESSOR: Good news! Its a suppository.

now youre thinking with your ass

bender must be stopped! ive gone too far! who does that guy think i am?

knowing their fate, the quality people ran away. ted turner, hank aaron, jeff foxworthy, the guy who invented coca cola, the magician and the other gods of our legends

Haha so good

plymouth rock didnt land on us, we landed on it