I called 911 last night
 

I was hanging out with my friend Ben last night. Drinking heavily, among other things. We decided to make that awesome journey across the street to the gas station to load up on munchies of every variety. With our eyes down, and our wallets out we paid for our goods, and made a quick exit. As we were leaving, a rather strange looking man passed us on his way in. We were no more than half way through the parking lot, when I look back on the struggle between the clerk, and the other man. Fists were thrown, and the strange man was pretty much thrown out the front door. Against the pleadings of my intoxicated friend, I called that number. Spoke with some guy that sounded like he was on his sixth quaalude of that evening. I asked to remain anonymous after he got all of my personal information, and went back to the drinking/and now munching routine.

i thought you'd at least have beat that guy up yourself

your story was shit

It's a two part question, and you gave us only one possible answer to give.

So I answered the comedy third option.

I was the pleasant, looking forward to munch drunk. Not the, I'm gonna beat some crazy motherfucker that probably has a knife or a gun drunk.

wow
 

hahaha!! you just get lamer, more boring, and fucking dumber with every post. hehe, congrats. now reply to me and make yourself look even dumber!! do it, pussy. do it for us!!!

Thanks!!!
 

You just reminded me that I still needed to add you to my ignore list.

Thanks, warehouse boy.

Regardless, you still should've kicked his ass.

Re: Thanks!!!
 

hahahaha!! get a life. pathetic loser.


aww, i made him ignore me. waaaah. lol...what a whiny dumbfuck.