i start working at the gap on monday.
 

i'm having second thoughts about this job. they said i have to constanly buy all of their new clothes and keep my "style" up to date. ugh. has anyone ever worked for them before? i have a friend who works there, but he's gay, so...you know.

they actually make you wear their clothes outside of work?

Wait wait.... so you'll be working in order to buy their clothes which you need to keep working which will then enable you to buy their clothes? That's... both horrifying and incredibly impressive at the same time. CONSUME AND OBEY

no, but you still have to buy their clothes. and i'll be working every single day. blah.

pretty much. i saw the stock room and it looks like some kind of sweat shop. it's kind of frightening.

They take it out of your salary?

What the fuck.

yeah i dont get it. they force you to buy their clothes? exlusively? like if you walk in with a club monaco or whatever sweater you get fired?

i'm sure they wouldn't fire you, but i know that if you're employed at another clothing store that can fire you.

I start my job at The Bay tomorrow. I don't have to buy their clothes, but I have to look "good". No biggie, I can go to Winners and buy tons of discount stuff.

tell me, what is so ultimate about this new ultimate hooded sweater the GAP has now.