This is the worst website I've ever seen in my shor-ass life
 

Yeah McDonald's is fuckin' nasty, but that has little to do with the fact that it occupies space and therefore is comprised of chemicals

Yes, the food conglomerates and fascist corporations have every incentive in the world to profit from the sale of poison and therefore play down the harm which their products may or may not cause, but everything in existence that is consumed by humans is a poison at high enough concentrations, and having an unrecognizable name doesn't make a substance inherently dangerous

Huh.

foodbabe would probably give you an aneurysm

I think this is the same site that said you can get morgellons disease from mc donalds chick nuggets.

heh foodbabe is super mad about "fish bladder" in Guinness but i'm like well it sounds all natural and that's what gives it the unique flavor than give me some more fish bladder.

it's kind of annoying because it's not even in the guinness, it's just used somewhere in the process. and it's a mechanical thing rather than a chemical thing. i believe a substitute exists but it hasn't been widely adopted.

I'm banking on all the crazy chemicals in my food and drinks and air turn me into a super hero given enough exposure to wifi and LTE that's constantly blasting through my body.

dihydrogen monoxide

PUMPKIN SPICE LATTES DONT CONTAIN ACTUAL PUMPKIN, EHRMAGERD.

Food Babe is a dumb bitch.

Someone named Food Babe lacks credibility? I might as well just give up and die RIGHT NOW.

Shes really good looking doe

I think all of her posts have a picture of her at whole foods or somefing

Did she bring her tits to Whole Foods?

No, left them at home

used somewhere in the process, like azodicarbonamide (the yoga mat chemical) that used to be used to make Subway's bread, which people interpreted as yoga mats being in their Subway bread :dammit: Like Subway is gross and they dye their bread with corn syrup to make it look like wheat bread, but there aren't yoga mat components in your food :dammit:
:dammit::dammit::dammit::dammit::dammit::dammit::d ammit::dammit::dammit::dammit::dammit::dammit::dam mit::dammit::dammit::dammit::dammit::dammit::dammi t::dammit:

She freaked out because some food contained cellulose, which is the same thing that newspaper is made from!!

raprock geniuses

SKIP TO 2:47 FOR EPIC SCIENCE SMACKDOWN :rockon:

this site has to rank highly in the competition

post/av to post/av

haha omg cellulose