Apple Watch
 

Not sure if want. It's pretty reasonably priced, and it does more than tell time, so it's basically better than any watch. But is it actually going to be useful and worth the price? Anyway, glad Apple is trying a new market. What say you?

but only if you have an iphone as well. gay.

my friend has an offshoot that more or less does what it does. he swears by it but he's he works IT and allegeldy needs something like that. and his wife bought it for him so he can't really talk shit about it

can u play games on it

i still like my tele-hat idea

Which is fine for me, but honestly it'd be a thousand times cooler as a standalone device. The next generations are probably going to be independent rather than little iPhone feti.

I'm guessing he doesn't use his as a stupid personal trainer then. Good. Honestly who needs a damn watch to tell you how many steps you took?

it's a hat that is also a mobile telephone

aren't wristwatches already made obsolete by smartphones?

not if you want to pretend you're on star trek the original series

What'd the price end up being? I read quite a bit about it today and can't see myself using one regularly. But eh. A couple things about it seemed neat?

about tree fitty.

on star trek used flip phones

dick tracy had a phone watch

looking forward to holding my wrist up to my mouth and talking onto it

then holding it up to my ear

hello?
you'll have to speak up; i'm on my watch-phone

is this thing on?

That's not what it does or is for

it's a fitbit with a screen and other shit.

More or less. And yeah, $350.

Also in 2 years a new one will come out and you'll look like a huge dork if you have the old one. So the cost to keep upgrading should be considered...

i will judge every single person who has one of these on their arms. sorry. these have been around forever but now that apple does it, it's innovation? snoooze. u2 as well. bloooorthhgh.

Hey while we're talking about Apple did anybody else wake up this morning to find the new U2 album already in their iTunes? I feel violated.

i cant even think about this shit anymore without dwelling on how the most profitable consumer products company in history as well as all its competitors scramble to fit in as many new amazing incredible features in a never ending series of fantastical gizmos and yet the unprecedented apex of global economic supply and demand and exponentially advancing technology have still failed to even come close to producing a single device with even a tiny shitty optional solar cell, or that is designed to last over 2 years or be somewhat recycleable, or that isn't completely dependent on a suicidal labor force and radioactive rare earth mining

Banana clock

Banana can't handle the truth

"If you move from one time zone to another, Apple Watch automatically adjusts."

I can't wait to get one! Basic math is a twentieth century skill that needs to go the way of the covered wagon.

i want to die.

hey guys i found the PUSSY

now they're used primarily for accessories/jewelry. it's trendy to get digital watches for some dumb reason

expensive watches will never go out of style though, how else will people know you're rich?

and yeah seriously what the fuck is wrong with people