i peed all over my friend's guest room a few weeks ago. allegedly. have no memory of it... but i paid for the dry cleaning

it was one of those through the looking glass moments vis a vis alcoholism

Sounds rough, but at least not dangerous. Was this a Notre Dame frat bus?

Gettin too old for this shit. :( When I turned 25, years of abuse caught up to me and my liver and stomach gave up.

Lol no. It was St. Louis mardi gras. Which might sound funny but it's the second largest celebration in the country. Shit gets wild! ...I lost my phone before it got wild though :(

hast du etwas zeit fur mich
dann singe ich ein lied fur dich
von 99 luftballons
auf ihrem weg zum horizont

MICKEY MOUSE HAS GROWN UP A COW

That was probably a good thing... Kept you out of drunk texting/calling trouble.

Harassing exs is just so hard to resist.

one time i was driving home from a bar... i wasnt drunk, but i had broken the seal and had to piss bad. i got to my apartment complex but couldnt make it and i pissed in my pants in the elevator. terrible.

DAVES ON SALE AGAIN

Never pissed myself. Pissed on the side of a church though.

Not sure that's the least bit alcohol related.

All the cool kids are peein' their pants. Me, I've only pooped my pants

i was on a school trip in NYC and on the last day, after all our bags were packed and put in the storage compartment on the bus, we went to some shopping center where i did the same thing, and i wasn't even drunk. i was so mortified and to get a change of clothes out of my suitcase would have been such a pain in the ass, that i just put up smelling like piss the rest of the day, including the flight back home.

I wasnt that drunk after the burger

Still p drunk tho

This is some banana level behavior.

Nah

Im the bawse

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Trotskilicious again

Respect.

Last night at work I was walking through the basement/storage/office area of the hospital at like 4am and got caught ripping ass. The hallway I was in has a great echo and I thought I was all alone. I let loose and then heard an audible, female "uuuugggghhhh" coming from an open doorway. I turned tail and ran though am pretty sure whoever it was peeked out and saw me fleeing the scene. I will now have to work with the uneasy knowledge that someone else on the graveyard shift thinks me a stinky monster.

Hahahaha, you're like the phantom of the hospital.

how is this thread one star

This place is becoming like lord of the rings with its dearth of female characters

Usually women tend to move on because they get married and/or have kids so they spend time with their husband/family because they love them and have no time for Netphoria.

Not me. I'm here like 24/7. This is my lyfe, bro. :(

Geek USA - MARRIED!
avian chaos - married also, does stuff. or something.
beef curtains - married, babies
ammy - married, babies
never_nohen - bohemian
what was her name, that person who used to post...with the blue blue eyes. she married, unclear of childs
bardy - married, profesisonal
agenda suicide - cosmopolitan, serious boyfriend
kristen - banned, evil

i was surprised to see jokeyloki about the other day. she is married and babied but she lurks i guess so you're not so alone, vixnix!

Ask yourself, do you post from a place of fear, or love?

I reject your metric.

who hasnt gone through the drive through in their boxers, thats the whole point

Ella - Stepmother, transcending