what do you get when you look up your name on google images
 

I have a fairly unique last name, so mine kind of reflect my interests.

For me, first two are old shitty facebook pictures of me and a few of my sister. The rest are SP related things (album covers, video stills) and for some reason a picture of Byron Barnes (which is really weird because he is on my facebook but my last name is not on there).

A murderer...

My friend holding an eggplant, my sister, old pictures of Katy (my dog) when she was overweight

portrait of a historic old bearded guy with the same name as me

Other women's facebook pics and pinterest images

What happens if you google your handle?

There's a doctor with the same name as me so he always appears first.

Apparently there is a trance artist with my name as well.

a spanish actor


and my handle gets

this dude and anime

my real name yields something about a deaf actor and nothing about me

when i put my name plus the city i live in, it comes up with my goodreads account and whitepages results - both for ks and mo since i've lived in both states.

First thing that comes up:

when i GIS my handle i get lots of cool netphoria results.

like this one:

Only one picture of me. From when I was 18 I think. Nothing bad but still a little disconcerting. Apparently my name is more common than I'd thought.

I find an irishman who is FAR AND AWAY more successful than I will ever be



Sentenial has appointed Brendan Sweeney as corporate sales manager Ireland.

this guy plays for god knows what football team is named brendan sweeney:



i'm guessing he's also irish

here's another asshole who looks like kin, even. he's from florida this time

yet another irish bastard



also looks like kin

when i google trotskilicious i get

1) A picture of dogfucker with a case of pabst flipping the bird
2) that picture of kanye with some cute french girl that i posted
3) Mark Mangino, also a picture I posted because he is the size of a beluga whale
4) A very handsome shot of Beckham playing for LA Galaxy, not sure why that's there
5) a strange picture of three drunk guys which is apparently linked to Luke's thread "Petition to henceforth refer to Trotskilicious as "T-Lish"
6)

Further down there's a picture of Governor Sandwiches with a photoshopped sandwich that he's looking like he's about to take a big chomp out of.

oh the mangino and beckham pictures are related as follows

http://forums.netphoria.org/showpost...1&postcount=23

my face on facebook and some other random things

lol @ me flipping trots off (i think)

edit: yes here was the post:


Breaking news: Brendan Sweeney curses the day he was born

Board-famous netphoria user "Trotskilicious" was spotted today lamenting his existence. He declined to comment.

Reports at the scene indicate he was vigorously masturbating to Billy Joel's "Scenes from an Italian Restaurant" in his underwear while eating a large, gluten free vegan pizza and a 72 oz diet coke big gulp.

Previous claims to fame of the esteemed boarder are his whale hunts on okcupid, failed cybersex chat sessions, rejection of anything he can't understand, and general cantankerousness.


sorry bro i must have been mad

here's me





Can't find it anymore but there used to be a picture of "makeup maven" Byron Barnes

the only picture of me that comes up with my name, and I'm in blackface.

[21:18] bb: why do black people say "get some dome"

20:43] bb: BURGERDOME
[21:18] bb: are you gonna get some dome?
[12:32] bb: u didnt get dome?
[12:32] hnibos: i didnt get any domeski
[12:33] bb: domeseph
[00:16] bb: get some domem today

[00:32] bb: i believe in one thing and one thing only henry
[00:33] hnibos: ?
[00:33] bb: DOME
[00:33] hnibos: ski

[13:46] dogfighter28: okay get some dome
[13:47] dogfighter28: would you not accept dome from other chris
[00:06] dogfighter28: dude you should get some dome

[17:58] dogfighter28: i played guitar hero + dome
[14:34] dogfighter28: domeski
[16:24] dogfighter28: he got some dome
[01:09] dogfighter28: you get any dome?
[00:23] dogfighter28: i want to get some dome
[23:53] dogfighter28: get some dome boi

[23:53] dogfighter28: dome is dome

[23:53] hnibos: maybe im the one that wants to give domeski
[23:56] dogfighter28: ive been craving some domeski

[00:33] dogfighter28: FUCK i need dome
[00:40] dogfighter28: i need hot bitch dome now
[01:56] dogfighter28: i just need some fucking DOME man
[20:31] dogfighter28: i need to get dome
[22:43] dogfighter28: i like being single
[22:43] dogfighter28: i just want dome on the side

[13:08] dogfighter28: otherwise you could try to get some dome

[20:23] dogfighter28: i want dome like always
[20:59] dogfighter28: FUCK i need dome
[21:08] dogfighter28: and tell her to give this cool guy byron dome
[21:32] hnibos: 28if is getting mad dome

[15:01] dogfighter28: get dome
[14:50] dogfighter28: get dome
[14:51] dogfighter28: thats pretty much like getting dome

[01:35] dogfighter28: i better get dome soon
[01:35] dogfighter28: god
[01:35] dogfighter28: im like a broken record
[18:34] hnibos: bitches still like giving domeski though

[23:52] dogfighter28: im going to hopefully get dome at the show tomorrow
[12:14] dogfighter28: doesnt equate to dome though

[18:51] dogfighter28: if i don't at least get dome i'll be a loser


[15:36] dogfighter28: what if you got dome in the superdome
[15:36] dogfighter28: would you say you got superdome
[15:38] hnibos: no
[15:38] hnibos: supersuperdome

[23:23] dogfighter28: i just want dome
[23:23] dogfighter28: god i cant believe i pissed myself

[23:41] hnibos: i want to give some dome
[23:47] dogfighter28: if i was a man whore i'd let you give me dome
[23:47] dogfighter28: but i just am not
[23:47] hnibos: yea i know
[23:47] hnibos: *tear drops*

[14:57] dogfighter28: i had an opportunity for domeski possibly but i fucked it up

[15:26] dogfighter28: i need dome

[23:10] dogfighter28: dome here i come

[17:26] dogfighter28: no dome

[19:09] dogfighter28: free wings and dome
[19:25] hnibos: its jsut good to be clean down there in case of dome

[17:31] dogfighter28: aren't you going to ask if i got dome
[18:49] hnibos: what are you gonna do if she doenst like to give dome
[18:52] dogfighter28: maybe dome
[18:52] dogfighter28: we'll see
[15:04] hnibos: ...dome?
[23:21] dogfighter28: i didnt get dome yet
[23:38] dogfighter28: man i could have had dome


[23:38] dogfighter28: but i care more about her than getting dome (liar)

[23:40] dogfighter28: so i figure i lost out on insta dome
[23:40] dogfighter28: but probably set myself up for some killer dome down the road

[23:53] dogfighter28: dome is dome
[14:18] dogfighter28: get dome?
[22:51] dogfighter28: she wants to give you dome
[22:10] dogfighter28: get some girl dome

[22:13] dogfighter28: yeah i would accept dome from her

[22:23] dogfighter28: get dome tonight
[22:23] hnibos: i think im gonna get dome tonight

[22:24] hnibos: the only reason i didnt get dome last night was because it was his turn from getting sick from beer
[22:24] hnibos: i got a hj though

[17:57] dogfighter28: does this end in dome
[18:02] hnibos: dome would def. be in the near future

[18:02] dogfighter28: i got dome before work one day last week
[18:06] dogfighter28: dome turns her on

[14:20] dogfighter28: dome king of atl

[14:26] dogfighter28: you'll get so much more dome here
[12:44] dogfighter28: im domeist


[21:59] dogfighter28: dome it and disown it

[01:00] dogfighter28: not even dome?
[01:00] dogfighter28: dome is dome
[01:01] dogfighter28: if you're not gonna get dome what is there to risk

[22:11] hnibos: how many millions are they givin g you
[22:11] hnibos: or are they paying in dome


[23:06] hnibos: losing dome is tear worthy
[13:24] dogfighter28: man you're making me want dome again
[11:22] dogfighter28: dome is what you meant to say

[11:26] dogfighter28: i hung out with my first ex yesterday for the first time in a year and three months
[11:27] hnibos: ...dome?
[11:29] hnibos: was she a good domer
[11:29] dogfighter28: If we get drunk and dome happens, so be it

[11:32] hnibos: i believe in you
[11:32] hnibos: and i believe in your journey for dome

[19:12] dogfighter28: i would give you dome if i was gay
[19:15] dogfighter28: maybe 28if will
[19:15] dogfighter28: he gets friendly when drunk
[19:16] dogfighter28: it will lead to dome

[02:06] dogfighter28: i wish i was getting dome

[13:20] dogfighter28: dome depot if you will

[19:31] dogfighter28: jesus
[19:31] dogfighter28: get dome

[19:32] dogfighter28: guess i'm not getting dome for a while now

[02:23] hnibos: your nihilism is only aiding your misery
[02:23] hnibos: do i need to send you some scripture bro
[02:23] dogfighter28: no
[02:24] dogfighter28: im enabling you to get some dome
[02:24] dogfighter28: dont make my efforts be in vain
[02:24] dogfighter28: dome is dome
[02:24] hnibos: ia could just call up uriah if i really wanted some dome

[02:32] hnibos: i havent really had sex in a long long time
[02:32] hnibos: i guess getting dome is sex

[03:06] dogfighter28: you should have at least got dome for me
[01:07] dogfighter28: at least get dome so we can do an eiffel tower


[01:07] dogfighter28: dome is dome

[22:54] hnibos: anyways
[22:54] hnibos: point of the story
[22:54] dogfighter28: did you get dome?
[22:55] hnibos: yea i got dome

[00:59] hnibos: god i want dome/give dome

[02:55] dogfighter28: dome
[20:52] dogfighter28: dome is dome

[00:43] dogfighter28: should have got dome one more time though

[01:43] dogfighter28: dream of dome

[15:01] dogfighter28: i have lots of potential dome lined up bro

[15:17] hnibos: should i put getting dome as a personal interest
[15:17] dogfighter28: just put dome


[21:48] dogfighter28: dome is dome

My cybersex is fuckin hot and dont you forget it

I posted this in your absence. That dude really does look like you.

name:
one pic of me and lots of babes. we all look like nice people.

handle:

stuff like this

My screen name yields a few things like goodreads etc but image search produces a lot of screen caps I was taking and posting on Hipinion mocking ultra conservative bullshit from my now defunct photo bucket account. So now with no background on it, it looks like maybe I posted a bunch of conservative drivel as like a real opinion. Plus old pics of me from like 2006-2008 are scattered amongst.

Well everyone knows if it was me the roles would be reversed

The first result is a picture from some local news of a guy with my name and under the name it says child rapist

Dome

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