For my birthday
 

I think for my birthday today, I will stay in bed. Watch movies. Drink wine. Eat kettle corn. Sounds great to me.

What was your favorite birthday? I'm turning 28. 30 is so close.

My 50th was good. Life's so rad.

i forget which birthday this was - maybe my 22nd - but i woke up and went out to breakfast. then i bought some booze and drank it and went swimming in the pool at my apartment complex. then i rode my bike to the book store and bought a book called 'the guide to better birthdays'. after that i went to a bar and met a girl and went back to her place.

i enjoy spending birthdays alone.

i really don't know that's my favorite, but i remember it well and enjoyed my own company. for my 29th last month i worked, but the following weekend tim took me out aaand we went to an archery range.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

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happy birthday

i dont remember any outstanding birthdays i've ever had. not that they are bad or anything, just not notable. i also turned 29 in april.

birthdays suck shit
who even cares once you aren't a teenager
i mean not that i don't have the most adolescent mindset of anyone anyone knows

every birthday since 16 has been awesome

And by birthday I mean "excuse to drink #47812."

i turn 21 this year. cannot wait to drink my first beer!

I'll be there for you.

I haven't made a point of celebrating my birthday since I was like 11 but this year my friends made me go out to dinner and it was pretty nice. So I guess I pick 25. Worst by far was 21.

Yeah I remember as a kid every birthday party my parents would invite the entire classroom. I think on third grade my sisters decided to tell everyone which boy I "liked" (traditionally there's a song about who you'll end up marrying, don't think there's a similar thing in the US), he was at the party and I hid under the table and after that I never had a birthday party anymore.

Nowadays I choose to get high on whatever if I'm not with family. If I'm home, I just make myself some vegan ice cream cake and hang out with my younger but cool cousin who loves watching Buffy. This time I might go off to the UK on my own.

all my birthdays have been pretty terrible

either nobody remembers i have one or i celebrate it myself and nobody comes

they remember they're just trying to be polite by not reminding you how closer to death you are

my 21st was actually really fun. a group of friends took me to the local bar the night-of, then i had a basement party that weekend. it was california themed and everyone wore shorts. and there was a blizzard. filled the bathtub with snow for the keg. fun.


this year my ideal would be to go somewhere in nature with a little bungalow or comfy space with good music and art supplies and maybe a homie or two and drop acid. i'm turning 30 this year.

We're gonna do some acid for my husband's 30th in....two days! Cheers!

Wow what a special occasion that must be for you

My favorite birthday? I guess any birthday before 30...

sorry I was too anxious to post in your thread

It's my party and I'll cry if I want to

while i wasn't there FOR my birthday or anything, on my 24th i got to do the touristy thing in lucerne, switzerland, and ride the gondola up to the top of mt. pilatus and take in the scenery. that one was probably my favorite birthday experience. not too many birthdays do you get to stand on the top of a mountain in switzerland.

For my 29th my wife surprised me with my first pilot lessons. That's probably my favorite.

I can't wait till I'm 55 so I can get my AARP card

We get aarp mailing shit occasionally now. The discounts will be great, indeed.

spent my most recent bday with graveflower in vegas. yolo

I slept all day and didn't watch any movies. I did eat mexican food with my family. One of my better birthdays was probably sometime in the past 5 years. Worst might be this one? I don't know.

I got depressed at the end of the night when I realized how I spent most of the day alone and unconscious.

thought about hitting this guy up on craigslist. Sounds like it might be a pretty good situation.

i think that's basically what i want out of a relationship

minus the fishing and hiking

happy birthday. you will find happiness on Craigslist.

Not sure you wanna find out how deep the rabbit hole goes on that one

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Guys.

My 10 year reunion is in September. Ex will probably be there with new girlfriend. Should I go to this.

There are tickets involved. 40 a pop. I don't think this is a good idea.

reunions are just a terrible idea all around.

if there was anyone from high school you wanted to keep up with you probably would

i'm not even sure my high school has one but then again it would also be completely plausible that they'd deliberately not invite me

I didn't want to go before the breakup, but probably would have gone just to see a few people I don't normally see, but were in good standing with in high school. Part of me feels like I should just to show I'm not letting him affect me (though he does). It's a pride thing, I guess. However I get the feeling though I will be dateless and sitting in a corner avoiding the whole time. So, pretty pointless.

tickets for a reunion? wow. who's organising this?

and how many people are invited? 20? 100? 1,000? is it the whole year, or how does it work?

The class president is organizing it. It's just the people in the same year as me. I don't really know how many people were in my class...couple hundred? I think they are only organizing and inviting through Facebook and word of mouth. They're doing it at a piano bar downtown. Dinner and entertainment is what the tickets apparently pay for. It's not how reunions are always done, especially in small towns, but it happens.

I don't celebrate my birthday if I don't have to. For my 20th I got drunk with my parents and cried. For my last one (23th) Avram's parents got me an ice cream cake, which was nice