Your Most Embarrassing Moment
 

Tell us.

Nah

does "my entire existence" count

From LA to Tokyo

that thing I did in Thailand

i think honestly the champion moment that really makes all the other embarassing shit i've done in my life pale in comparison is the time that i was hanging out with this girl back in college all the time and then one day i decided to tell her that i really liked her, which i did to the floor while mumbling and then she never spoke to me again

well shit i dunno

there's also that time i yelled at my co-worker and told her she was incompetent. i mean she was, but that was pretty mean becuse she was just meek and being exploited by a company that didn't care if she was good at her job or not

supported John Edwards in 08

That time that bitch showed up on here and started talking shit about you must've been pretty turbs doe. But you blasted on her titties so who gives a fuck.

One of my old girlfriends got an account on here years ago and trolled ammy or someone into that conversation about fetishes and being boring. So I got that goin for me.

In my senior year of high school, at the start of the year all the seniors went on one of those team building camps for the day. I was walking past one of the cabins and there were a group of popular girls hanging out on the porch, and one of them said "hey, Shallowed!". I was kind of surprised that she even said anything to me and I meekly responded "hey.... Fiona...?". I'd completely forgotten her name and gotten it mixed up with someone else's. Her name is actually Sophie. Everyone burst into laughter. I remember her saying "OH MY GOD we're not even the same colour!"

No it was vpi or whatever. The chick with the tits.

are you talking to me

i didn't blast anything i didn't want to go out with her cuz she was weird. i thnk still to this day if i got an IM from someone i didn't really like going "HEY DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX" as a conversation starter instead of being like "golly should i say yes?" would be more like "SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU"

that was pretty bad but i forgot about it? i guess i thought it was kinda her bad for searching for her im name on google for whatever goddamn reason she would have for that. defs my bad for posting it in full, but it was a simpler time. i learnt my lesson.

No it made her look like a crazy ass bitch. I wasn't trying to insult you or anything though.

i like the kind of prelude to a sexual encounter, not this kind of OMG WANT TO FUCK LOL I BET THAT'S WHAT GUYS LIKE ME TO SAY

no, i don't like that. it makes me uncomfortable.

np closer - tegan & sara

Uuunnnhhhhh yes

too embarrassing and humiliating to even relive.

oh there was also that time after college when i had graduated sort of and i was in this post-graduate limbo/major depressive cycle and i basically just worked at a pizza joint part time and lived in this apartment with a couple other people. and there were so many instances of me being an unreasonable piece of shit roommate that i didn't REALIZE at the time that i was being a seriously unreasonable piece of shit roommate and now when i have seriously unreasonable piece of shit roommates that do the same kind of stuff ( you know like are a couple days late on rent and act like you're being an asshole because you're like welll shit i have to assume you're not going to pay on time so i have to save to make sure to pay your goddamn third you fucking tool) or you know just being shitty and gross and not cleaning up and letting the dog shit on the staircase and act like its NBD (still don't know why he did that, never did it anywhere else, ever)

anyway i feel bad about treating at least one of those people like shit and honestly i kind of miss him. maybe i'll just reach out on facebook and say "hey man i'm sorry for being a terrible roommate"

i don't feel bad for being a bad roommate to that piece of shit art student that brought bedbugs into the house and then ditched on us with her fucking eastern block B.O. Serbian asshole boyfriend and the way she would inform me that we are "out of pasta" the pasta that I FUCKING BOUGHT

SERENITY NOW

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Nope

In my experience this doesn't work and you'll probably just get blocked, but at least you'll know that they saw it

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Hahaha ur so ironic and edgy

oh you know that actually reminds me the time i met a nice girl at the Warpaint show and i took her home and introduced her as Jessica and she says "It's Jennifer"

It's not so bad with people you've just met.

okay so i remember the most embarrassing thing, ever:

i dunno what it was like for you guys but every year we'd go back to school we'd have to go to "homeroom" first so that we'd get all our paperwork or whatever sorted. So they hand out the free and reduced lunch and for whatever goddamn reason i started going "this for poor people i don't need this, what's this about i ain't poor fuck you i'm not poor" (i should point out i was a senior that year and i should have known better) and of course there was this tension because like i've intimated before, my high school was a magnet in a predominantly black neighborhood so there's PLENTY of people there that need free/reduced lunch so they're all glaring at me while i'm doing this but the white kids in the magnet school are finding it fucking hilarious and i was always incredibly unpopular so i kept doing it until Mr. Pace leaned over, got right up in my face and said "That is incredibly inappropriate and you have to stop right now."

thank you, mr. pace.

i mean even writing that i had pangs of humiliation

basically everything i never wanted to be

that one time i called my teacher "mom"

i did that a lot too. and one of the teachers was a dude

i would think it's kind of common when you think about it

it is

The times I over reacted to being heartbroken have all been pretty embarrassing.

There should be an app that blocks you from texting when you're emotional. I'm an embarrassing wimp.

Oh god this. When I said that reaching out and apologising to people on Facebook doesn't work, it was because of this.

Yeah, and then you look back when you're not all emotional and you're like fuck I burned that bridge, and you try to reach out and fix it but now you're just this pathetic creep stalker in their eyes.

Like seriously, why can't my phone be like: "No, I am not sending this gigantic wall of bitch text at 1am. You'll thank me later."

8 of mine involve alcohol

don't you guys ever like to get drunk and take picture of chicks puking in trash cans? GUESS WHAT I DO