LeBron is killing me right now
 

seriously what the fuck is wrong with this guy

I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE, JUST DO IT ALREADY AND STOP HOLDING UP FREE AGENCY

the longer he draws it out, the more wade suffers tho

i hope the heat become the 98-99 bulls.

i didn't mind when i saw the commercial and realized he was a family man

oh thanks for this, i love having the knowledge that dickey simpkins started 35 games for that team

also it reminded me of toni kukoc and he really was a mighty fine player

Kukoc drilling that shot after Pippen sat out sulking cause it wasn't drawn up for him is one of my favorite things ever

why do you care so much Trots

this is pretty sweet

the other really sweet thing about this FA season is the fact that nobody wants to play with kobe

mostly because i love the flurry of roster shakeups, signings and trades of the FA period and Lebron has basically iced it now for 10 days

yeah but, he's an ass

like all i got is granger and mcbob to the heat lol and then there's also spencer hawes going to clips and i think he's a pretty solid for being shitty dirk nowitzki

also the spurs brought back patty pat pat and BORIS DIAWWWWWWWWWWWWW so we're gonna win again, guys. no probs.

i think that's what i'm saying

Lebron is likeable
I'd like you to point out any other current superstar that is more so
My list is only Duncan and Dirk

Melo and Wade are wastoids
Kobe is a rapist
Love is pure douche of the highest order
Blake is kind of cool as a person but his play to me is still "definite perennial all-star" not "superstar"

Howard and Harden, couple of ass clowns

Durant has the based gods curse upon him

LeBron is the best player in the league and the most financially valuable asset to any team that signs him
Let him milk it
Let the boy cook

Mcbob is actually way better than Hawes
Check how versatile his stats were last year
Hawes once made a Facebook fan page for Ann Coulter and proudly talks about his Obama toilet paper

The heat with McBobs passing and shooting at his size if they bring back the core are seriously majorly improved
I mean it
Please believe

Please friends
Let's post about the ol' roundballl as they call it together
Don't leave me hanging out to dry like LeBron is doing to the league
Share every little thought because your voice is worth being heard

mcbob is shitty boris diaw, that's about it. he can't really rebound and his three point shot is poor

hawes is a redneck, so i expect nothing less. however that redneck is 7 feet tall and over the last couple years has developed a three point shot that last year he threw up 300+ and still hit 40%. and he rebounds like a beast, unlike mcbob

they fit different purposes but mcbob is ultimately shitty boris diaw

but you're right he is an upgrade on lol rashard lewis lol but seriously...he's not a starter.

He was a starter on a playoff team last year
And no. Hawes does not rebound like a beast. He gets 7-8 boards while being 7 feet tall. Fuck him. His value to the clips is all in his shooting when they need to switch out deandre for more offense

http://www.basketball-reference.com/...mcrobjo01.html

Per 36 minutes, 10-5-5
5 assists and 36% from 3 from a guy who can play the four and five is a big deal
The Diaw comparison is apt but he's not a "shitty" version
He's a slightly poor mans version who is younger and taller

Also Hawes has put up what I consider mediocre numbers on exclusively dogshit teams
Bobcats (rip) were good last year

Obviously he's a huge upgrade over Byron frickin Mullens for the Clips but I just like to rep hard for McBob
I'll feel bad for dude if LeBron leaves

8 boards is a good, not great average. and most guys with the shooting touch do not board at all

and when i say someone is the shitty version of a better player i pretty much just mean "poor mans"

boris diaw is king of the passing bigs though. the fuckin champ

plus he's fat and hilarious

i just saw the suns resigned pj tucker and i gotta say i'm pretty surprised that he resurfaced. he's a texas player, honestly i think he was on the same conjectural Texas team that would have had DJ Augustine, LMA and Kevin Goddamn Durant if LMA didn't leave early

2 rebounds a quarter as the only worthwhile center on a historically bad team

The suns own
I hope they keep Bledsoe and make the playoffs next year and the Rockets don't

have you looked at tim duncan's stats

okay forget that jesus i forget how goddamn good my star player is sometimes

but still

8 rebounds is bad but you're like mcbob he gets five that's cool

since you mentioned the based gods curse i want to put this in here, because it's amazing



russell westbrook is pretty good in it too

also i'm rather proud of being banned from the 76ers blog on sbnation.com

McBob was playing next to al Jefferson so it wasn't a big deal
Neither of them was "the only 7 footer who can move around the court on a HISTORICALLY BAD TEAM"

and most of my evangelizing for JMcB was based on his passing anyway
He is a dogshit rebounder. But you called Hawes a "beast" I couldn't let that go

And yeah Duncan, come on
His per-36 minutes are practically the same his entire career
I kind of always go to per-36 first

well beast is relative, i mean really how many bigs with shooting skills like hawes can even rebound at all?

go look at dirk's rebounding. i'll wait here.

and i mean i don't even need to mention bargs

well i thought he had regressed to like 7 or 8 at this point in his years but no. 9+

he's a ludicrous person