marge simpson

hahaha rocking a dress-shirt and a tie in the john for the selfie, but ya gotta throw in the ear-buds for the pictures sake

Bunch of casuals in here apparently.

i'll try heroin again if i can find a brain surgeon who can do something that makes opiates work on me
i don't do drugs to be cool i just genuinely have nothing to live for

aren't a lot of kids in high school literally forced to read on the road

i never did because i went to a school for mental cases so there wasn't any required reading

is that even correct english, achieving a job? getting a job sounds better to me.

on u cacs

I bought a tab of 25i from this guy once and a while later I txted him asking if he still had some left and he's like nah and I'm like what about about weed and he's like nah so I'm like anything else at all? and he's like nothing except for some speed if you want some but that's it so I was like I'm okay man

true story

My friend created that btw haha

Yeah, I didn't write it. Lol

Yeah, you did. It's okay. You need love like everyone else.

Well yeah, that's true and all.

But seriously my friend made that to make fun of me after I posted that picture on Facebook.
I mean, c'mon, the thing is a complete parody of me.

I wish livejournal was still popular.

I'd hit it.

do your friends call you "elphenor"?

Well he registered it to my E-mail and used elphenor because of my e-mail I think.

we can campaign it again...

HTTP://WWW.LIVEJOURNAL.COM

i still regularly use my lj. it's the best.

post the link here i'm sure no one will troll it

If he registered it to your e-mail you could have just deleted the page yourself.

smoking it is a waste

Haha

why did this get 6 to six pages. wait nevermind i dont care

That's the junk talking man. Listen to yourself!

omgz i'm seeing the dead trainspotting baby

Yeah, but I thought it was funny.

Look, dude, you made it. It's not a big deal. Denying it more makes it more obnoxious.

it's fucking 2014 nothing weird about making a profile on a dating site