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Trotskilicious 07-10-2014 02:29 AM

hey guys remember when mewl came back and he was all super into islams and he explained it to us that he had an acid trip or soemthing and woke up next to the koran, and so he read it and it changed his damn life

i feel like something like that happened to this guy, but instead of the koran it was a book about post punk

Trotskilicious 07-10-2014 02:30 AM

remembering that mewl shit is killing me right now what the fuck happened to that thread

null123 07-10-2014 02:30 AM

I totally believe Elphenor is real I just think he's lying about his age. He's 14-15 at most.

D. 07-10-2014 02:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Trotskilicious (Post 4075704)
hey guys remember when mewl came back and he was all super into islams and he explained it to us that he had an acid trip or soemthing and woke up next to the koran, and so he read it and it changed his damn life

i feel like something like that happened to this guy, but instead of the koran it was a book about post punk

wasn't it like, he picked islam because the koran was the closest book in arm's reach to him at the moment? :rofl:

null123 07-10-2014 02:36 AM

Like Elphenor I understand that you are from the suburbs and have no identity and no clue, I'm sure many of us can relate. But it's time to make some normal friends, apologize to your parents, get some real hobbies, try a sport. Make sure to take as many AP classes as possible once you hit junior year. Read a book (NOT "ON THE ROAD". NOT A ROCK BIOGRAPHY.) Develop a sense of shame. Stop thinking England is cool.:dammit:

noyen 07-10-2014 02:40 AM

she came from Greece she had a thirst for knowledge...

There is this version they do with a bagpipe type drone that just makes me all tingly inside.

Elphenor 07-10-2014 02:43 AM

I'm 20 years old. I used to be really into basketball.
I've read a ton a books.

I have a sense of shame outside this forum. England IS cool. I suppose I do have some normal friends, Im not sure what that means.

Cool As Ice Cream 07-10-2014 02:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious (Post 4075681)
elph saw drug abuse happen with his own eyes

did it involve heavy drugs or non-heavy drugs?

noyen 07-10-2014 02:46 AM

You can live your dreams through movies and TV. Go to Cambodia. Check out Iceland. Live the birth of jazz. Attend Woodstock 2 and watch Fred Durst invent punk rock.

Trotskilicious 07-10-2014 02:47 AM

ENGLAND IS NOT COOL READ SOME FUCKING HISTORY

Cool As Ice Cream 07-10-2014 02:47 AM




Elphenor 07-10-2014 02:49 AM

I mean, I just pretty much said there are some drugs I'd like to try for perspective reasons. And that the way I live my life is more boring than Id like.


And now I'm a 14 year old who wants to do heroin.

redbreegull 07-10-2014 02:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by noyen (Post 4075687)
it's not only imperfect but completely fucking full on retard. meth refers to meth. amphetamine refers to amphetamine. speed refers to both, as well as a host of pharmaceutical drugs. speed=stimulant.

sure, maybe, I dunno. I've only ever heard people in real life refer to speed to mean amphetamine.

null123 07-10-2014 02:52 AM

Remember how in the early 2000s dudes would gel their hair into a ski slope shape in the front

Elphenor 07-10-2014 02:54 AM

Hahahaha.

I was wondering if you kept that picture

Elphenor 07-10-2014 02:55 AM

The one with the guitar. The 2nd I posted here

Elphenor 07-10-2014 02:57 AM

Im like stupidly tired right now, but can't sleep Btw

So I can understand if you get a retarted little kid vibe from my posts

Cool As Ice Cream 07-10-2014 03:05 AM

i'm also tired. and i can't sleep, but that's mainly because i'm at work.

null123 07-10-2014 03:11 AM

I'm about to pull an all-nighter but I have to drink this Dr Pepper first.

Trotskilicious 07-10-2014 03:55 AM

getting up at noon for work is now getting up "early" so i can be until six and shit, it's like the best

Cool As Ice Cream 07-10-2014 04:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elphenor (Post 4075734)
Hahahaha.

I was wondering if you kept that picture

didn't you post a prom pic too? i can't find it.

i found this though: http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=60339951





Cool As Ice Cream 07-10-2014 04:17 AM

selfie in the toilet, selfie in the garage.

and then you call your life boring? you're living the life, man!

null123 07-10-2014 04:42 AM

I'm cryin

null123 07-10-2014 04:51 AM

"Long, tall, and handsome Rock n Roller with a passion for all things edgy, liberal, and unique"

Writing this sentence should be punishable by 20 years of hard labor

Cool As Ice Cream 07-10-2014 04:55 AM

"Im attending school to acheive a job in politics."

stay in school, kids!

Trotskilicious 07-10-2014 04:56 AM

and yet i can't help but think that he's a typical netphorian cierca 2001

he was born when MCIS came out!

Trotskilicious 07-10-2014 04:57 AM

he was fucking born that year

null123 07-10-2014 05:03 AM

Ethnicity: Caucasian Gemini with Black hair

Trotskilicious 07-10-2014 05:09 AM

that was my favorite part

I'm a Caucasian Taurus with Brown Hair

Cool As Ice Cream 07-10-2014 05:29 AM

i'm an aryan taurus.


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