I'm official drunk or corn whiskey, Japanese single malt scotch and mescal and it is
 

Glorious

AAAHHH YEAH

Get this:

At this badass bar wife and I had bourbon, Japanese single malt scotch, mescal, and a cocktail...chatted up the cool dude bartender...drank everything neat...got his respect...huge discount from him...24 dollar discount......left him a fat tip...drunk...love u guys and gals

Also earlier had Argentinian wine, fancy farmhouse saison, and goat, cow/sheep cheese, FAMCY ASS CHARCUTERIE

ITS BEEN SOME KIND OF SUBDAY

and the movie NOAH was epic and badas

you ever had gunpowder rum, Tural?

No is it good? Should I drink it neat?

Soaking up the alcohol with 6 Martha's vineyards oysters CURRENTLY

gotta love that horseradish

It is good but it's not for shotting. I found that out the hard way the other night. In the split second after i put it in my mouth I would have actually believed that it was made with gunpowder.

this is just about the classiest thread on netphoria to date.

Thanks

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The glencairn glasses I ordered just arrived in time for whiskey drankin. Once the weather gets warm I shy away from liquor and gravitate to beer more.

Glencairn glasses are the only way to drink whiskey and bourbon

Mescal is a hell of a spirit

japanese scotch sounds like blasphemy

i have a 22 year old bottle of port that I opened last night because i had no other alcohol in the house and i was in danger of losing my buzz and it was total shit. i'd been saving that bottle for 8 years and it had gone to shit.

and then my buzz went to shit

Yoichi 15 year...it was great. Comparable to highland park

I prefer heavy square tumblers

It's a nice pretext for boozin too.

I'm really drunk off Miller lite and I don't give a shit.

so sick of these goddamn kids thinking i'm dead

someone i worked with found a guy like that unresponsive in his car in our parking lot

i guess he was ok cause they took him in an ambulance and not a body bag. this was a few days ago. oh, south florida

i had too many americanos last night. combined with the start of summertime this weekend, this doesn't make for the best monday morning. THIS IS EULOGY FUCK!

luckily i don't have a car, or i'd probably be asleep in it too.

It's like when you go into a shitty buffet on the way to the beach and there's a sign that says "Please wait to be seated before you take food from the buffet." It's apparently a big enough problem to necessitate a fucking sign.

ah yes buffets on the way to the beach buffets with signs we've all been there

:beatup:

phew, so yeah that was fun. slept from 9pm to 9am

we bought a grill for the rooftop and have been taking full advantage.

hobbling up for bbq with tiger beer and bongos in hand. happy sunday, y'all.