All I was thinking at the time of walking by was please no gun shots until I'm home! All I was thinking at the time of walking by was please no gun shots until I'm home! All I was thinking at the time of walking by was please no gun shots until I'm home! All I was thinking at the time of walking by was please no gun shots until I'm home! All I was thinking at the time of walking by was please no gun shots until I'm home! All I was thinking at the time of walking by was please no gun shots until I'm home! All I was thinking at the time of walking by was please no gun shots until I'm home! All I was thinking at the time of walking by was please no gun shots until I'm home! All I was thinking at the time of walking by was please no gun shots until I'm home! All I was thinking at the time of walking by was please no gun shots until I'm home! All I was thinking at the time of walking by was please no gun shots until I'm home!

oh yeah of course, I'm just pushing back against the peer pressure from a growing contingent of people my age who are now responsible adults when I have no interest in being that yet.

last night I was at my girlfriend's place. she lives in this big 200 year old house at a historic plantation site where she does archaeology. There were all these grizzly old metal detector guys over and her and her housemates and I made steaks and margaritas for everyone. then this north carolinian good old boy broke out a huge mason jar of corn and apple moonshine which he claimed was "130 proof." knocked us all on our asses. then we drank more margaritas, talked about the founding fathers and ghosts, and were regaled with the tale of some lady who came to stay there once and shit all over the house without realizing it.

/successful night

funny thing is we were partying in the exact same spot where i got the citation. i made sure not to burn any "public property". just fire wood

we killed two handles of crown. i'm probably about to die

Reminds me of my father.

who are you addressing here?

Everyone? I'm just wondering aloud.

it's a very good question you ask

i think because most people tend to think they are not racist or prejudiced because they've basically been raised & taught that they are not even though they haven't actually challenged some of the more subversive elements of prejudice. it's like, i've never called anyone a nigger and i don't have any slaves so i am not racist, q.e.d.

also keep in mind that glittterlips is a person who thinks that subway cheese isn't processed cheese like substitute

who the fuck is glitterlips

kraft singles are pretty nasty

wouldn't expect anything less from kraft, a food company formerly owned by a cigarette company.

i live off kraft and natural light and i ended up fine. im a pilot now

subway cheese is identical to it

subway cheese is made out of used cigarette butts

personally smoked by the zombie philip morris

is subway cheese all glossy looking like kraft singles?

yes, tastes exactly the same too

i'd like to also point out that american cheese is on all of the fast food burgers

and also there's nothing really wrong with it

it just belongs on hamburgers

Fucking goddam right these colors don't run

processed cheese slices nevertheless fall on a continuum of quality

about 12 years ago i worked at a mcdonald's. it was a horrible job but i remember the cheese slices being surprisingly good. my guess is they had a higher ratio of cheese to other shit than the standard kraft singles (or whatever the equally terrible equivalent is here)

you can also make your own melty weirdo-cheese http://aht.seriouseats.com/archives/...-american.html

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/...j1vlzdhgol.jpg

lol

And that students name....was Albert Einstein.