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Cool As Ice Cream 02-27-2014 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Banana (Post 4040489)
Why exactly is that an absurd viewpoint?

you're assuming he got an erection because he saw his teammates and they turned him on.
to you that makes perfect sense, because he's gay, so male athletes are bound to turn him on. and seeing them naked will only turn him on more. that is in fact an absurd assumption.

Banana 02-27-2014 10:07 AM

How is that absurd? He was around the most in shape people of the gender he's attracted too as they were wearing skin tight spandex and working out as he popped wood. Why the hell else would he have an erection? He's not some 13 year old boy in middle school just getting random wood for no reason.

Your desire to be captain politically correct is blinding you from common sense.

Cool As Ice Cream 02-27-2014 10:10 AM

gay people don't get erections in team showers. not the time, not the place.

i've taken many group showers after sports, and never to my knowledge did anyone get an erection, hetero or gay.

also, if people do get erections, it doesn't necessarily mean they're turned on by anyone near them. that's such a 6-year-old explanation.

Banana 02-27-2014 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Cool As Ice Cream (Post 4040494)
gay people don't get erections in team showers. not the time, not the place.

i've taken many group showers after sports, and never to my knowledge did anyone get an erection, hetero or gay.

also, if people do get erections, it doesn't necessarily mean they're turned on by anyone near them. that's such a 6-year-old explanation.


How would you know gay people don't get erections in showers? Funny because a former gay NFL player was on stern previously (as I earlier mentioned) and he admitted that he did get an erection a few times in the team shower.

And actually yeah it does. Are you telling me you still get random erections for no reason? Lmao, areyou still going tthrough puberty buddy? Because that stopped for me back in middle school.

Cool As Ice Cream 02-27-2014 11:32 AM

oh, you're so mature, banana. only getting erections when nature might need them. i'm impressed.

Banana 02-27-2014 11:51 AM

I think it is absolutey hilarious that you are a 20 or 30 something and are still plagued by random erections. That's not normal.

Trotskilicious 02-27-2014 12:03 PM

this is a really pathetic thread, even for you

Banana 02-27-2014 12:14 PM

Only thing pathetic are you people trying to pass off the idea that gay people are somehow above and unphased by human nature. Oh no, they wouldn't ever be turned on by being around and showering with a bunch of people in their physical primes who are the gender they are attracted to. No not gay people, they are above all of that. Let's ignore the fact that their pride parades are the most over the top sexually obscene public displays you'll see from any group in society.

duovamp 02-27-2014 12:23 PM

For what's clearly a BBC worship thread, this is severely lacking in pics.

Trotskilicious 02-27-2014 12:42 PM

banana, it's not human nature, you're a sexual deviant.

Banana 02-27-2014 12:52 PM

So you're a sexual devient if you were to get turned on by showering with a collection of 50+ people in the top tier of humanity for their physical shape in their 20's and early 30's who are part of the gender you're attracted to?

Well what does that say about .Michael Sam then that he's getting turned on by just participating in the combine?

Shallowed 02-27-2014 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Banana (Post 4040499)
I think it is absolutey hilarious that you are a 20 or 30 something and are still plagued by random erections. That's not normal.

It is normal, it's an extremely common thing for males of all ages to get erections involuntarily regardless of what's happening around them.

Shallowed 02-27-2014 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Banana (Post 4040504)
Oh no, they wouldn't ever be turned on by being around and showering with a bunch of people in their physical primes who are the gender they are attracted to. No not gay people, they are above all of that.

Not all gay people are turned on by the same thing, like not all straight people are. Some straight dudes aren't into naked women in their "physical primes" blah blah showering together, some are into women of all shapes and sizes and different fetishes, and the same goes for gay people too.

Quote:

Let's ignore the fact that their pride parades are the most over the top sexually obscene public displays you'll see from any group in society.
Yes, let's. Gay pride parades are not representative of all gay people everywhere.

Banana 02-27-2014 03:54 PM

I haven't gotten random boners since middle school. You have an issue if you still do.

People have varying tastes in women and a lot of that is they have to change their taste to fit what they can actually get. But no straight male is going to shower with a naked Kate Upton and 50+ other girls of her physical caliber and not be turned on.

slunken 02-27-2014 03:56 PM

dang you edited it

slunken 02-27-2014 03:57 PM

I was gonna be all like "this dude is so far in the closet he's finding christmas presents" or something

bignothing 02-27-2014 03:59 PM

"top shape"

"top tier of humanity"

http://i58.tinypic.com/t068nr.jpg

Trotskilicious 02-27-2014 04:01 PM

"physical caliber"

Trotskilicious 02-27-2014 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by slunken (Post 4040542)
I was gonna be all like "this dude is so far in the closet he's finding christmas presents" or something

michael sam's throbbing cock seems incredibly important to him, after all

duovamp 02-27-2014 04:27 PM

Yet again you all take the bait.

Hey let's argue with TOC in this thread too!

slunken 02-27-2014 04:33 PM

duvamp - walking tall

Cool As Ice Cream 02-27-2014 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Banana (Post 4040499)
I think it is absolutey hilarious that you are a 20 or 30 something and are still plagued by random erections. That's not normal.

dunno. i'd be worried if i stopped getting random erections.

slunken 02-27-2014 05:23 PM

post here when u get a bonner

Trotskilicious 02-27-2014 05:44 PM


Eulogy 02-27-2014 07:39 PM

i've seen a lot of black dicks in my day. to my trained eye, that looks like a massive, impressive flaccid cock. good for him.

Eulogy 02-27-2014 07:40 PM

thaniel buckner nailed it on the head though. the lack of self awareness on display is... well, predictable. but.

redbreegull 02-27-2014 08:18 PM

banana has ED

Catherine Wheel 02-27-2014 09:30 PM

Everything Banana posts is sensationalism

Trotskilicious 02-27-2014 09:34 PM

i guess i just want to believe pieces of shit this big really exist but it's more probable he's pretending to be Dennis right now

i mean isn't this a Dennis kind of argument, didn't i see this episode already?

redbreegull 02-27-2014 09:35 PM

I do believe that there are pieces of shit that big in existence, but something about the way banana conveys himself doesn't feel authentic

duovamp 02-27-2014 10:55 PM

You people sicken me. :noway:

bignothing 02-27-2014 10:58 PM

http://i61.tinypic.com/20jofev.jpg

I'm Hardcore 02-28-2014 02:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Eulogy (Post 4040633)
i've seen a lot of black dicks in my day. to my trained eye, that looks like a massive, impressive flaccid cock. good for him.

thank you Eulogy


i mean you really just recycled what i said, but thanks all the same!


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