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Banana 02-26-2014 11:39 PM

Gay NFL Draft prospect Michael Sam has a boner at the NFL Combine.
 
lmao





Kind of shows what one of the issues of having him on a team would be.

Trotskilicious 02-26-2014 11:39 PM

"I really don't have a problem with faggots," ~ banana

Trotskilicious 02-26-2014 11:40 PM

i think he might be turned on because he's a narcissist

hnibos 02-26-2014 11:59 PM

I wonder how many of the other prospects penises were stared at.

I'm Hardcore 02-27-2014 12:21 AM

that is not a boner

that is simply a big black cock. welcome to how the world works

Trotskilicious 02-27-2014 12:23 AM

this is the BBC

Order 66 02-27-2014 12:34 AM

black dont crack

slunken 02-27-2014 12:46 AM

its not that big come on

Banana 02-27-2014 01:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hnibos (Post 4040287)
I wonder how many of the other prospects penises were stared at.

lol that would be noticed on anybody. It's sticking it out, as obvious as a sore thumb. It'd probably be like hanging out with a bunch of super models in tight ass revealing clothes stretching about and bending over all day.

Banana 02-27-2014 01:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by I'm Hardcore (Post 4040302)
that is not a boner

that is simply a big black cock. welcome to how the world works


A flacid penis does not stick straight out like that in tight spandex.

Trotskilicious 02-27-2014 01:07 AM

banana is professor of michael sam's penis
his name is banana
he talks about faggots and aids like he's the neighbor on american beauty

slunken 02-27-2014 01:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Banana (Post 4040355)
l It'd probably be like hanging out with a bunch of super models in tight ass revealing clothes stretching about and bending over all day.

this is super creepy. the only one making it sexual would be you. take responsibility for your boners. look outside, there are hot women everywhere try not to rape them.

Banana 02-27-2014 01:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slunken (Post 4040359)
this is super creepy. the only one making it sexual would be you. take responsibility for your boners. look outside, there are hot women everywhere try not to rape them.


What are you talking about?

slunken 02-27-2014 01:16 AM

i'm talking about you getting boners just by watching women do stuff

slunken 02-27-2014 01:18 AM

if you stare at them and start thinking sexual thoughts and fantasies enough to get a hardon that's super uncalled for i would hope someone would be there to ask you to leave

Trotskilicious 02-27-2014 01:25 AM

look slunken he's just that potent what are you embarassed that you don't get all rubbery when that hot girl at work bends over i mean have you seen her TITS

Banana 02-27-2014 01:28 AM

That's not what I'm saying.

This is a gay player who is walking around with a hard on at the combine. An event where a bunch of the most athletic and in shape guys are bending over and stretchering is skin tight spandex.

If I was at some pool party surrounded by nothing but playmates all over the place in tiny bikinis or nothing at all that is going to get me going.



But really I never thought it would be that big of an issue for a gay player but after this I can completely understand players not being comfortable. If he's popping wood at the combine what is he going to be doing in the team shower?

I'm Hardcore 02-27-2014 01:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Banana (Post 4040356)
A flacid penis does not stick straight out like that in tight spandex.

yeah i don't want to get all http://www.governmentauctions.org/up...kon-762475.JPG about it, but he might actually just have a large flaccid dick

I'm Hardcore 02-27-2014 01:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Banana (Post 4040379)
If he's popping wood at the combine what is he going to be doing in the team shower?

washing himself most likely

slunken 02-27-2014 01:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Banana (Post 4040379)
If I was at some pool party surrounded by nothing but playmates all over the place in tiny bikinis or nothing at all that is going to get me going.

MAYBE if i was on drugs and/or doing nothing. Other than that I would be too busy having a good time and enjoying the company of other human beings. I mean if this hypothetical pool party was chill enough to have some naked babes running around would you seriously want to be the guy that ruins everything by trying to make it sexual? I mean really? Try to control yourself.

It's kind of like RBG's concert thread. Different venues. It's not intimate. She's not touching you sexually.

This is insane you're like my dad when we're out eating dinner and I catch him creep-staring at waitresses or something. Ew.

That said this footballers dick ain't big. I got that beat easy.

slunken 02-27-2014 01:41 AM

for the record i am certainly not trying to white knight here. absolutely not.

Trotskilicious 02-27-2014 01:41 AM

i mean if you were in a shower with a bunch of hot naked women wouldn't you pop wood and start beating off? i know i would

slunken 02-27-2014 01:45 AM

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/200...ey1_300_40.jpg

slunken 02-27-2014 01:45 AM

I WANNA RUN THRU YOUR WICKED GARDEN

Order 66 02-27-2014 01:52 AM

i want to beat off to a bunch of dudes

Banana 02-27-2014 01:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious (Post 4040394)
i mean if you were in a shower with a bunch of hot naked women wouldn't you pop wood and start beating off? i know i would

I wouldn't start beating off but i would absolutely pop wood if I'm taking a shower with a lot of hot named incredibly in shape women.

slunken 02-27-2014 01:56 AM

this is why co-ed facilities would never work in the US

because nudity=sex

Trotskilicious 02-27-2014 01:58 AM

i'm with you banana, totally huge boner at the playboy mansion whole time i'm there

i'd probably have to jack off in the bathroom three or four times just thinkin about cleavage

Bread Regal 02-27-2014 01:59 AM

the only reason i could fathom that any athlete would be opposed to having a gay man in the locker room is that they fear being treated by a gay man in the same way that they themselves treat women.

banana's post exemplifies this concept perfectly.

slunken 02-27-2014 02:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bread Regal (Post 4040413)
the only reason i could fathom that any athlete would be opposed to having a gay man in the locker room is that they fear being treated by a gay man in the same way that they themselves treat women.

well said. homophobia explained.


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