texas
 

925 miles

:( :(

going home?

is the reason

heard its under martial law now. the oil industry is good but i dont want to ride a horse to work

nah. probably not until summertime. i'm torn between going for my birthday/father's day cause i really wanna give my dad his gift in person. or for the texas state fair, which happens from september through october.

:goodevil:

In April we're flying down three consecutive weekends. That gets old quick.

used to live there twice

hello lady who has no chance of winning

yeah she couldn't even win a us congressional seat in travis county the way they've gerrymandered the everloving fuck out of it

It's OK guys, Greg Abbott supports Ted Nugent!

it really rustles my jimmies

http://forums.netphoria.org/showthread.php?t=177344

Austin, TX: home of wastedface, buttfucking and dopesmoke. Number of conservative christian representatives 3, number of moderate democrats 1

DEMOCRACY IN ACTION

radio ads are getting hilarious. i especially like cornyns

"I have guns. YOU have guns. we need guns, and i'll make sure obama doesn't change that. vote cornyn"

Texas should have never been allowed to join the Union

Manifest Destiny is a cruel bitch

seriously as "hilarious" as your california-based texas put down humor is, all of us just want you to shut the fuck up

sorry scot, if it wasn't so tiresome to hear people like you put down a whole state you've never been to

it's also a really big state. i think as big as france maybe.

i feel the same thing about alabama, et al

i don't feel bad about making fun of Florida because come on and WV because i have been there.

If we were kicking states out of the union I would give up texas and florida before west virginia, sorry not sorry

Arizona I'd say but there's plenty of reasons to hate on Texas. Don't you hate it sometimes too?

all the time but it's also awesome somehow. it's america jr.

i love tejano music, texas toast, SLAB cars and 3rd ward

but not the 5th?

i didn't know SLAB was a texas thing. hail texas.

You act like I don't know my own way home.

you are a beautiful man.

if i said that i'd be racist or something

you mean you're not? :confused:

I kind of like explosions in the sky

actually my mom's family is all from texas but I have never been there

i've been to houston once and dallas twice. i was young (~11) when i went to visit my uncle in houston and i spent most of the week burning leaves on the driveway with a magnifying glass. dallas was way better.

texas, like my home state of florida, is easy to dismiss. but i found stuff to like about florida even when i was living there and wanted to move. i'm sure texas is pretty cool.

real tough guy huh

been to texas a bunch of times. driven all over the state. spent time in Houston, Austin, Dallas and a number of small towns.

I'm dissing the state for it's right wing politics. Which has been part of the State's identity since a few hundred rasicst white people stole the state from Mexico.

I'm not dissing Texas for it's good food, music and handful of cool places.

Although I'll argue with anybody that Carolina BBQ is superior to all

This is a perfect summation IMO. I love and miss Texas.

even the flag is like a jr version

I feel the same way, I said I make fun of florida but part of it's allure is that madness.

Florida Man Murders Roommate Over Chicken Foot | http://t.co/3oRbnwV8rc

— Florida Man (@_FloridaMan) February 17, 2014

Orchid Thief is a great book also. You know, sprawling New Yorker type shit. I think it's really about Florida.