there should be a bot drinking game
 

but what would the rules be? potential ones off the top my head:

1. anything not in english, that's a shot

2. anything legibly about boner pills, that's a shot

3. if it bumps a thread that isn't among the top 10 threads on the first page, that's a shot

4. everytime a bot bumps more than three threads at once, that's a shot

5. if the bot post stays more than an hour, that's a shot. add an additional shot for ever subsequent hour said bot post remains (limit to one shot per set of posts if multiple posts remain at once - don't want you to get alcohol poisoning!)

6. If it involves designer purses or shoes, take a shot

Currently drinking: Mtn Dew + vodka

Mistakes were made.

if i may, an addendum to the first rule: *gibberish in english still counts as english

when one of these bots goes off like a bomb you might just die

When I woke up today I said "Nick, you're not gonna lick that man's windows."

i'm going to drink a bottle of evan williams and put that on loop

Got the urge to watch it.

http://seekcartoon.com/watch/26326-t...l#.Uvw_AbSvjM4

Colonel?

BLEH!

Pfft... Evan Williams... the poor mans Jim Beam...





































which is why I like it. Or Ten High. :cool:

:love:

Lenny's reign of terror is over...

i know it's a different episode but

IT MEANS HE GETS RESULTS YOU STUPID CHIEF
dad, sit down.

if the bot is actually a child laborer in the third world, take a shot.

when a bot bumps a thread more than a year old, chug a beer

I'VE BEEN PLAYING THE BOT DRINKING GAME FOR YEARS YOU GUYS ARE SO FUCKED

NOT IN ENGLISH - DO A SHOT/TAKE A DRINK

EXTRA DRINK/SHOT IF THE BOT IS USING ONE OF THOSE CRAZY FONTS NOT ROMAN

TAKE EXTRA DRINK/SHOT FOR EVEY THREAD BUMPED OVER 3 - DOUBLE SHOT/DRINK FOR EVERY ONE IF THREAD IS OVER A YEAR OLD

BONUS ROUND * SEEMS LIKE A GENUINE/FUNNY REPLY THAT COULD WORK WITHIN THE CONTEXT - DRINK/SHOT

TAKE A DRINK/SHOT IF YOU FIND YOURSELF SITTING IN THE SAME THREAD POSTING AT THE SAME TIME

TAKE DRINK/SHOT FOR EVERY POETIC PHRASE YOU FIND IN BROKEN ENGLISH BOTS - DOESN'T COUNT AS NOT IN ENGLISH BOT

TAKE DRINK SHOT IF YOU CAN GET THE BOT TO TALK TO YOU

oh u fixed it

that would only be 2 drinks in my version

Way ahead of you. :p

(four shots? I've got way more than that goin on right now...)

drinkin alone is hardcore

he's postin from da club

When I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself... :mad:

If you make a humorous reply to the bot then you must take a shot

George Thorogood & the Destroyers have got to be the most uncoolest cool band in the universe. I love them.

I agree. I reluctantly like them... only because they're so horrible and one dimensional.

i tried so hard to create a bot thread it didn't work, this one sure did

top casino games and vibrators

Last time I was at a bar I apparently made a thread about James Dean.

James dean really rustles my jimmies

So what happens if a bot bumps the bot drinking thread?

suicide

fuck you his guitar playing is like free jazz

haha oh wait you hate hazz too

CarlosRip gave us a triple hitter. thats a shot

instant black hole

That's why this thread must be deleted

i haven't had a drink in two weeks. i think this thread is going to make me relapse though, gonna down the two remaining PBR in my fridge tonight. all for CarlosRip