http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/10...houston-texans

Shit-tier QB musical chairs. JUST FUCKING HIRE TEBOW ALREADY.

Giants making some good signings, i feel about 20% positive now

hah. seriously. are we going with Fumblelicious behind Jennings still

So Schaub is a raider. Who the fuck will be the texans QB

Teddy.

Decent chance of that (despite his shit pro day) or fucking manziel. Also we picked up Ryan Fitzpatrick so we'll see how that works out.

I guess someone will pick up Sanchez as a backup.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

http://www.nj.com/eagles/index.ssf/2...to_report.html
http://www.theonion.com/articles/eag...-fuckup,35612/


And yet... Tebow doesn't have a job.

DRAAAAAAAAFT.

maybe it's time you realize that he sucks worse than mark sanchez

Oh I'm sorry, how many play off wins did Sanchez have ever?

didn't he have a couple and tebow had one

vince young had a playoff win

fuck kind of criteria is that anyway, did you see his 58 yard sack against the patriots the one year he "won" a playoff game, holding back one of the most talented teams in football?

When Tebow buttfumbles, then you can compare the two. Until then, Tebow will be polishing his Heisman trophy, sir.

Cry for me, Johnny. Cry.

His gf hot as fukk doe.

this motherfucker's name over here is HaHa Clinton-Dix? Are you fucking serious.

HAHA CLINTON DICKS

Mr. Clinton-Dix went to my high school.

Granted he went there like 10 years after i did but w/e.

His name seriously sounds like it was generated by one of our spam bots

i think it's one of the names in the key and peele sketch

Xmus Jaxon Flaxon-Waxon

so which QB should the Texans draft?

God what a good night. Oh cry me a river, Manziel. Let me taste those tears.


He said he would make the teams that passed him up regret it. I'm guessing he's including the Browns in that statement.

Pretty pumped about Shazier. Wish they would've drafted Beezer Twelve Washingbeard though.

Redraft Tebow imo.

My only complaint is seeing all those pussies crying because years of harder work than I'll ever know finally paid off for a lot of people who struggled with poverty their entire lives. Bunch of fucking Nanceys. This is how a real man gets drafted:

#BrownedIt

http://deadspin.com/browns-fuck-up-a...nat-1573844706

I was really hoping he would go to Dallas so I could hear people say his name all the time.

I was also sort of hoping for Manziel to go to Dallas, because it would be the most Jerry move Jerry could have made. I'm sad that clusterfuck didn't happen.

Go Michael Sam!

who really cares where Manziel got drafted