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our dog will sometimes take a leak in the kitchen and then immediately start lapping it up

dogs are stupid and nasty

dogs require you to hold their hand while they go to the restroom

cats>dogs

also:

who let the dogs out who who who wouldn't stand inside your love?

also:

shout at the devil

I SAW MY FRIENDS DOG LICKING HIS NUTS AND I SAID MAN I WISH I COUD DO THAT HE SAYS TO ME YOU SHOULD TRY PETTING HIM FIRST

yo dog i put a dog thread in your dog thread so you can board about doggs while you dog

BUT HWY DOES HE LICK HIMSELF SO?

BECAUSE HE CAN

GANGSTA GRIZZEELS

maybe she's born with it

maybe it's digiorno

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hes obvious air guitaring

or practicing dice rolling

its bacon

nothing beats the enthusiastic stupidity of a good dog

Snoop Dog's son is being recruited to play college football.

ever seen a dog like this

why do dogs find cat shit so divine

apparently it still has a fair bit of protein in it, because cats are carnivores

if your dog eats shit, drinks piss, or excretes either of those things in your house on the reg, you did not train it well enough.

yes i'm sure you've raised a few dogs in your time, it certainly sounds like it

I grew up with 5 dogs in my house. Just got one now. He does not eat shit or drink piss and has not had an accident in the house since he was a puppy


/ethos

my dog is 15 years old and has problems with incontinence.

yeah, that's different. but all this dogs love to eat shit talk. like yeah, but it is possible to train them to not eat stuff off the ground.

it really depends on what motivates your dog when you're doing postive reinforcement training.

dogs love eating shit because they are descended from wolves who are scavengers before they are hunters. some dogs love eating shit more than milkbones and praise. honestly if you put a plate of dog shit next to a plate of any wet dog food, chalupa would eat the dog shit first.

if you're hitting your dog to keep them from eating shit, then that's fucked up.

Animals will mimic the alphas behavior so if they see you eating shit all the time...

how many cats did you have, and how full was the litter box?

all my haters

we had 4 cats at the same time

also I resent the implication that I would ever strike a dog. Like training children, hitting is for retarded people who are incapable of constructive problem solving

also how much did you actually participate in this training, i think a lot of animal know it alls tend to think it's really easy since they actually just lived with a well trained dog and took partial credit

i have caught chauncey raiding the cat box so many times, i have scolded him and put him in time out. these things worked for stuff like widdling on the floor or takin a doozer on the rug but it has never worked for cat shit. it's meth to him.

i have to watch him outside to make sure he's not unearthing treasure troves of moldering cat feces. it's really incredible the dedication and it doesn't matter how much i scold him, even when you catch him doing it, or what have you he's just compelled to fill his face with it

on the other hand the other dog doesn't even bother with it, and she is not well trained

so in sum: shut the fuck up redbreegull

itt: people with less well trained dogs than me get jelly

http://forums.netphoria.org/showthread.php?t=163097

ha, good one fb.

all dogs are different and are therefore motivated by different things. you're lucky to have dogs that don't love eating shit. many dogs love eating shit to the point where nothing, and i mean nothing, will get between them and their shit unless you drag them away and pick it up. this isn't a behavioral problem.

some dogs enjoy praise. others favor milkbones.

some think shit is the best thing ever.

the fact that you're not parroting bs you heard from the dog whisperer is commendable though.

why is he called a dog whisperer when he's more of a dog strangler.