I am in San Francisco today
 

thinking about trying out the city bike share thing...

or maybe look for a public bath house

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Just wear a condom if you wanted to get f'ed in the a.

denzos or whatever

The company that created their billing schematic filed bankruptcy.

thats what you get when you market to michael stipe looking dudes under the solyndra model

their billing schematic are you

Get a geiger counter and see how high the Fukushima rads are at city beach.

i for one welcome our tentacled overlords

If you like the good Coffee, Caffe Sapore on Taylor and Lombard just off Columbus is the bomb.


Bottom of the Hill or the Independent should have some decent acts in town.


The good pot is at the Height.


The good Heroin is in the Tenderloin.

My very first day walking down Haight, fresh off the plane and new to the area... a 13 yo girl approached me to sell me some weed. I told her she needed to get back in school and get an education and she laughed at me. Then a black homeless man who was either drunk or high, stumbled toward me and ripped some papers out of my hand that I had picked up at Amoeba. He made a strange noise that went "Ehhnnnn Ehhhnnnn".

Later that night I was going to get something to eat and a guy stopped me and said "I just saw Jesus Christ!" and I'm like..... really? Cool. I kept walking and looked across the street and saw a big tall guy with a beard pushing a painted white crucifix on wheels, struggling and acting as if he was really going to Golgotha.

After supper while we were walking back to the car a guy playing guitar had a sign that said "Fuck you give me change" so we gave him change.

That was my first time in SF.

Try not to get Fruitvaled

you need a bigger av D, you can barely make that one out

Mavericks might be on this week: the 24 surfers who get selected have been contacted and are ready to roll. Could be a go by friday...



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the wave is green because of radiation

when i went to SF i saw monte.

if you're going to san francisco



Watch out for your corn hole, man.

It was kind of a shock for me, I had never seen so many homeless, not even in Kansas city. I always had this image of the bay area being full of hippies, peace, love, and surfers. The Haight looked like a hell hole, the street was dirty and trash was all over the place. I think I saw someone's shit in the corner of someone's store too.

sounds like hippies, lets nuke it

or just teens and young adults who don't want to work. that's how i felt in portland when some able-bodied, way hotter than me, chickadee asked me for change. i wanted to slap her.

you have a lot of resentment

as someone who grew up poor, yeah, i have resentment against those who pretend to be but could easily call mom and dad to make it all better.

how would you know you just saw a pretty girl on the street asking you for money

maybe her parents disowned her because she wanted to go to portland and smoke weed

you don't know

brendan mcsweeney - man of the people.

sorry forgot who i was talking to ms. do-as-i-say-not-as-i-do, disregard!

you really puff things up

yosoys republican?

according to Douglas Deitrich, underground in the Presidio is where the elite run a sex slave ring.

trade show was tiring. I did a factory tour in Napa today. Trip is almost over.

Things I saw or did in San Fran:

I saw a "google bus"
I bought a single can of beer at a Walgreens in the tenderloin
got hit on by a drunk 60 yr old woman at an irish pub
tried to rent one of those socialist city bikes and couldn't get my card to work in the machine
went hiking in the hills in the East Bay
found Monte's house and took a giant shit by his front door.


waiting now for my Red Eye back to Michigan. I put two bottles of expensive wine in my checked bag and I'm worried it could break.

post pics and stuff too i want to see a blog post

alright so the homeless guy was black, what were the other people's races?

not sure how you could determine if someone is able bodied just through one interaction where they ask for change.

also not sure how good looks preclude homelessness.

was there an agility test followed by a psychological assessment?

or did you have her do the psychological assessment first.

did she fail either of them?

if so i hope you said "jesus christ you lazy fucking bitch. look into a goddamn mirror. go back home to your parents whom i can't even be sure are actually alive and have them fix it. I GREW UP POOR GOD DAMN IT."

In 1994 my parents randomly drove us to california for two weeks and we got to walk across the golden gate bridge. can people still do that, IN THIS POST-9/11 WORLD?

Also, when i went in 2008 i met monte lds (alleged) micropenis and i fondled his father as he slept. also, gorilla suit. angel island was dooope though

look john, pretty people get everything handed to them it's a documented fact

jonathan monte micropenis andrew pakula gorilla suit alcatraz bike ride date flower high standers self of steam none issue

The guy playing guitar was black too.

Which hills did you go to? Coyote Hills? Garin park? I miss those places sometimes.

yes you can still walk across it and jump off if you want