toby is the type of motherfucker to eat lunchables
 

seriously what kind of grown motherfuckers eat lunchables

it's like 4 bucks for a tiny amount of crackers, 2 pieces of cheese, and a slice of bologna

i saw them at a dollar store. value for money

once in a while i really want a sandwich like snack and pick one up on a ten minute break. dont judge me. and they're $1 where i work, the other brand not lunchable brand

I buy them occasionally too. Who cares. It's cheese and crackers.

i remember being jealous of the kids with the pizza lunchables

two thoughts on that

1. why? they look fucking disgusting.
2. why didn't i think to ask for one? i did have the occasional other kind of lunchable. the pizza ones just seemed out of reach.

http://www.dionlabel.com/tl_files/di...es%20pizza.jpg

what was appetizing about this to eight-year-old eulogy?

(although i would have then and would still now eat pepperoni or pepperoni-like substances in any context. maybe that was all it was.)

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why are you so lazy as to not buy cheese and crackers when you want them i mean they are in separate aisles i know but jesus christ

it's not like they go bad, i mean cheese might get some mold on it but you can cut that off

i figure as a child you probably thought they were going to taste like pizza instead of a matzo cracker with some tomato paste on it

how about the lunchables nachos

christ that is repulsive

what the hell is that red shit

people feed their children that shit because are too lazy to think about things

looks like marinara

i'm sure it's "picante"

because like reprise said sometimes you're in a pinch for time or don't have access to a kitchen because you're out and you just need a little snack that you hadn't planned for. these scenarios all entail leaving the house for extended periods of time unfortunately.

i'd rather have a lunchable than a value meal i tell you what

also we shouldn't be talking about toby like this may he rest in peace

i'd rather buy a lunchable than wait a the deli counter to buy 50 cents worth of sliced cheese or get a big pack of cheese i cant afford and dont want

oh my god

you're buying the lowest quality cheese and meat or the highest quality? what are you talking about, just pick up a bag of cheese, a thing of ham and a box of ritz jesus christ

did toby die of being lame

i think he partied his life away on NYE. ask duo.

10 years ago to the week.

i was hoping there was a nugget of toby wisdom in that link :(

hey who are we kidding i bet that man eats pizza everyday for FREE

at least 5 bucks and you'd need to be able to refrigerate leftovers

once in fifth grade i asked my mom if she could get me and my sister lunchables and she said, "no, they're for lazy parents."

soon afterward a girl brought her lunchable out in the cafeteria and i said "my mom says those are for lazy parents."

all the girls at the table gave me the death stare.

fifth grade was the year i was the new kid in town. needless to say, i didn't have any friends until seventh grade.

MURICA

yeh, some shitty cheese and crackers are the only thing to eat when you are on the go

she wasn't wrong though

Let's name some for around a dollar. I'll start. Most fruit.

ugh god if that's the amount of money you're looking to spend on something to eat then what can i do for you, enjoy your processed filth

lol what are you a health nut this week? what movie did you watch that convinced you of that?

i am a fat man who thinks people should eat food that is enjoyable and not practically reconstituted garbage

i just had a bologna sandwich. i'm a pauper.

i'm legitimately laughing out loud at this thread.

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there's just something about lunchables that's so awful it's hard to pinpoint why i hate them so much because you say this and blogna is basically a big hot dog but i'm a man who knows the simple pleasure of a cheap-o salami sangwich