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killtrocity 01-18-2014 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by mxzombie (Post 4032693)
how about the lunchables nachos


MURICA

Trotskilicious 01-18-2014 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by reprise85 (Post 4032751)
at least 5 bucks and you'd need to be able to refrigerate leftovers

yeh, some shitty cheese and crackers are the only thing to eat when you are on the go

Trotskilicious 01-18-2014 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by pale_princess (Post 4032785)
once in fifth grade i asked my mom if she could get me and my sister lunchables and she said, "no, they're for lazy parents."

soon afterward a girl brought her lunchable out in the cafeteria and i said "my mom says those are for lazy parents."

all the girls at the table gave me the death stare.

fifth grade was the year i was the new kid in town. needless to say, i didn't have any friends until seventh grade.

she wasn't wrong though

slunken 01-18-2014 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Trotskilicious (Post 4032789)
yeh, some shitty cheese and crackers are the only thing to eat when you are on the go

Let's name some for around a dollar. I'll start. Most fruit.

Trotskilicious 01-18-2014 06:02 PM

ugh god if that's the amount of money you're looking to spend on something to eat then what can i do for you, enjoy your processed filth

slunken 01-18-2014 06:04 PM

lol what are you a health nut this week? what movie did you watch that convinced you of that?

Trotskilicious 01-18-2014 07:19 PM

i am a fat man who thinks people should eat food that is enjoyable and not practically reconstituted garbage

slunken 01-18-2014 07:42 PM

i just had a bologna sandwich. i'm a pauper.

D. 01-18-2014 08:27 PM

i'm legitimately laughing out loud at this thread.

:rofl:

Trotskilicious 01-18-2014 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by slunken (Post 4032812)
i just had a bologna sandwich. i'm a pauper.

there's just something about lunchables that's so awful it's hard to pinpoint why i hate them so much because you say this and blogna is basically a big hot dog but i'm a man who knows the simple pleasure of a cheap-o salami sangwich

Trotskilicious 01-18-2014 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by reprise85 (Post 4032751)
at least 5 bucks and you'd need to be able to refrigerate leftovers

you haven't explained why you're so boozhy that buying cold cuts from anywhere but the deli counter is unimaginable but you'll settle for lunchables featuring chopped ham bits that have been reconstituted into a disc shape

slunken 01-18-2014 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Trotskilicious (Post 4032820)
the simple pleasure of a cheap-o salami sangwich

with cream cheese and pickles unf

slunken 01-18-2014 09:18 PM

i looked at the oscar meyer website and they now make adult lunchables with upgraded materials.

reprise85 01-18-2014 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Trotskilicious (Post 4032821)
you haven't explained why you're so boozhy that buying cold cuts from anywhere but the deli counter is unimaginable but you'll settle for lunchables featuring chopped ham bits that have been reconstituted into a disc shape

a pack of cheese and ham from the refrigerated section is what i was talking about

there are those budding single serving meats for like $.89/ea and 8 packs of american cheese for like $1.50 or something, i guess

also, i might buy 1 lunchable a month. if i need something cheap and fast i usually go for a banana or yogurt.

reprise85 01-18-2014 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by slunken (Post 4032827)
i looked at the oscar meyer website and they now make adult lunchables with upgraded materials.

yeah, they have like little subs, right? i can get a real publix 1/2 sub for like $4

slunken 01-18-2014 10:09 PM

sorry i still think in my head that all lunchables are cheese and crackers. no it's like whole wheat crackers with "deli-style" meat and maybe cream cheese or something

Trotskilicious 01-19-2014 04:48 AM

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Originally Posted by reprise85 (Post 4032833)
a pack of cheese and ham from the refrigerated section is what i was talking about

oh you gotta wait in line though oh no takes so long and you're standing the whole time :(((

mxzombie 01-19-2014 07:32 AM

give it a rest ya big baby

Cool As Ice Cream 01-19-2014 07:42 AM

lunchable, schmunchable!
that's what i always say.

reprise85 01-19-2014 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Trotskilicious (Post 4032861)
oh you gotta wait in line though oh no takes so long and you're standing the whole time :(((


Jesus christ, let me spell it out for you:

I said, "i'd rather buy a lunchable than wait a the deli counter to buy 50 cents worth of sliced cheese or get a big pack of cheese i cant afford and dont want"

You can either wait at the deli counter for the amount of cheese you want OR - OR OR OR OROROROROROR - get a pack of cheese from the refrigerated section and have too much

fuzzyroes 01-19-2014 10:42 AM

Lunchables make for a delightful little treat when you're on the go and just want a little snack to get ya by. Got some the other day. Along with the cheese,crackers and turkey slices came a delicious little fruit salad and a bite-sized Kit Kat for desert.

That's living man.

Order 66 01-19-2014 02:27 PM

i think i ate lunchables as a kid just because it "looked cool" and would have a piece of candy in it. it tasted terrible but i never remember telling my mom to stop buying them

yo soy el mejor 01-19-2014 04:42 PM

my mom never bought lunchables when she could buy a pack of saltines, some cheese, and sandwich meat to last much longer.

i did on occasion get a kid cuisine on a friday. frikkin' weekend, baby.

slunken 01-19-2014 06:25 PM


Order 66 01-19-2014 07:00 PM

i like how it looks like prison food even in the commercials

slunken 01-19-2014 07:12 PM

I got a kid cuisine one time just to try it - even the brownie tasted like crud.

slunken 01-19-2014 07:13 PM


reprise85 01-19-2014 08:50 PM

i def ate some kid cuisines.

Trotskilicious 01-19-2014 11:06 PM

the real monster really is tv dinners

Elvis The Fat Years 01-19-2014 11:49 PM

hungry man dinners taste like suicide.

http://dontgetmestarted-lindasharp.t..._man_label.jpg


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