christmas hauls
 

from mom and dad:
Principles of Mathematical Analysis by Walter Rudin
Whole Foods Gift Card
A thermal Sweater

from in-laws:
a bathroom reader
some spiced rum and ginger beer
some cash

from uncle and gramma:
cash

My big gift from my parents was a brown leather Kate Spade purse:


Some clothes from Banana Republic:

in brown with black underneath and a black ribbon (MUCH cuter in the brown)


an off-white tie-front cardigan
a black wool short-sleeve cropped cardigan
a pearl necklace
a black wool coat

Dress from Ann Taylor:


My big gift from my grandfather was a black leather couch and chair:



Stocking stuffers and assorted other things:
toe socks!

underwear



jewelry box
lots and lots of socks
lotions and body washes from Bath & Body Works
glass nail file
eyelash comb/eyebrow brush
lots of candy (primarily from Germany)
lipglosses
umbrella
Kate Spade sunglasses
lotions and body splashes from Victoria's Secret
black velvet pajamas from Victoria's Secret
mascara
Bob in a Box
engraved stocking hanger
various DVDs
ballet ornament
star ornament
snowman ornament
Bath & Body Works gift card
Blockbuster gift cards
Starbucks gift card
face cloth
Foreman grill sponge

Probably re upload those to the fatterd acccount

fuck

i got nothing. had some good ribeye tho

my dad:
una verga

my mom:
rice cooker, battlefield 4

my not-girlfriend:
18 year old single malt whiskey

I did sex with a famous person

A pair of jnco's
Korn, follow the leader
Walkman CD
Pokemon Gameboy
Titanic DVD + Celine Dion single "My heart will go on"

http://s3.amazonaws.com/criterion-pr...0_original.jpg

http://www.theculturednerd.com/wp-co...hot_2d_eng.jpg

http://i.i.cbsi.com/cnwk.1d/i/tim2/2...it-3-small.jpg

http://www.ineedmotivation.com/blog/...8/04/money.jpg

Nice.

My parents won't let me have jnco's.

From Bre:
http://i42.tinypic.com/sg4ytg.jpg
http://windweathercdn.cachefly.net/g...th=SC2970x.jpg

From parents:
http://darleneelizabethwilliamsautho...ollar-bill.jpg

I got a sonic screwdriver pen, a Canon camera lense coffee mug, and a bottle of Godiva chocolate liqueur.

I went to Black's and Smitty's and ate my weight in brisket, then to Shiner to watch them make White Wing.,

A coworker gave me three bottles of pepsi. That's it.

I got
leatherman (gf)
Grooming kit (gf)
Sperry's (gf)
Sweater (gf)
4 pairs of tickets to the Orchestra (parents)
16qt Stock Pot (parents)
Shoveling Gloves (brother)
Donation to the SPCA ('lil sis)
Movie passes & calender with pics of nephew and niece (big sis)



The leatherman utility knife is fucking rad
and I love my lil sister for knowing that I don't really need things.

What kind of grooming kit?

Does your gf not approve of your grooming habits as they are?

money
Tom Ford Black Orchid perfume
makeup
Dirt Devil vacuum cleaner :cool:

i also should mention slunken generously sent me this cool stuff

http://imgur.com/cu9bjCf.jpg

clothes
gc for clothes
money
man of steel bluray
iuo for future stuff
fast and the furious dvd

cash. about $2k between my husband and I, from our families. He bought himself a laptop bag from the Apple store and some Asahi, some cider, and a couple of bottles of Central Otago Pinot Noir. And I had my hair straightened and my eyebrows shaped. The rest went on the kids and Christmas duties - food and alcohol for the various meetups, obligatory presents for others, etc. Everything is so frickin expensive. We decided to get the kids a rabbit each. My five year old's first rabbit got sick and then died. It was horrible. Now we have two healthy ones and they love them to bits but guess who has to clean up after them. It was among my more stupid ideas.

I wanted a razor with clip attachments. my chest hair has blown up this last year and now I've got it coming out of my ears and nose like never before. (2nd puberty? is that a thing?)



vixnix; giving pets for Christmas is the worst. There should be an advisory against it.

i got a very cool candleholder that i was really excited about it and then i broke it and it is a seriously crushing feeling. hopefully can find a way to fix it. i was ready to just buy another one but they aren't in stock anymore.

i hate shit like that. breaking things is so sad. a few months ago i broke a plain pint glass and was sad about that for a couple hours. haaaaate.

i got a peacoat a couple pairs of shoes and a couple hats also i bought myself dawn of war 2 for myself

to anyone outside the states, does this even make a jot of sense?

Fonzie gives this post 2 thumbs up.


Ayyyyyyyyyyy!

i think i got bluestar level spoiled this year so i'm embarrassed to post

i actually got slunken. he's my new house boy.

does it matter i mean what's the point of your comment

nobody in the states knew what any of that was about besides he ate brisket

these colonials and their jargon

It's not quite that bad. we've been planning to get chickens again for about six months, and decided to get rabbits instead...and combined the expense of getting rabbits with the expense of buying Christmas gifts. Buy rabbits are pretty high maintenance. Ours are currently in a hutch in our rumpus room so I have to clean it out at least once a day or it starts to smell. Not sure what we're going to do about it long term. They need to be kept inside to be social. I'll probably try and litter train them a bit, at least, so clean up is a bit easier.

yep, they've all been good to us so far. nom nom

There's a gay joke in here somewhere.

It's why I haven't been posting much. Restricted Internet privileges. Also my room is freezing.

we actually got a lot of stuff for our apartment. that's pretty gay i guess.

i'm still sad about the fucking candleholder though : (

Punch line: it broke while shoving it up an ass

i was gonna post 1 guy 1 jar up there after "seriously crushing feeling", but i though it'd be too much.

it actually broke because i was excited and impatient and trying to jam a candle that was too big into it

heh heh heh heh

while we're on the subject, what can i use to adhere metal to metal? tried super glue but that failed miserably. is there some sort of putty that would work?

Epoxy should work.