i'm a woman, man.

after watching the video it looks like its used for foreplay.

probably while listening to wind chimes.

the other day i laid on the floor and was using it for my lower back and i heard my insides gurgle and the next day i had a tender spot under my ribcage. my back felt better, though.

i forgot my aunt and uncle gave me this lamp, too:
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...0L._SY300_.jpg

everyone in my family still thinks i'm some weird teenager. my tia isabel (who gave me a purse) said 'i didn't know your style, but i remember you being into hippie-type things'. i never was. but i thought the purse was hot either way.

i want a thera cane

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a jumper
l'eau d'issey pour homme
two pairs of skiing socks
a salami sausage
500 euro
one hangover

that's the best so far ^

you can never have enough skiing socks.

i may have gotten other things, but i can honestly not remember them right now. i had a lot to drink, and it's been a while.