bar flirting tactics: swooping in or using a wingman?
 

Using a wingman has never worked at all for me. But swooping in has been a successful approach from time to time. Even when I couldn't seal the deal with swooping in I still got farther that way then with using a wingman.

You want to know what works for me?

Being a real human being that doesn't have to rely on setting traps and other disingenuous activity.

Who said anything about setting traps? I think you can use a wingman and still be dignified.

Those two words do not belong together.

I keep thinking of a dignified wingman as some jackass in a tuxedo t-shirt

A wingman is just assistance or support.

several people made the observation recently that wingmen are more and more being championed in the bar scene. it's like the whole paradigm of bar flirting is changing.

well played sir. well played.

Hahaha

wtf

I think of swooping on someone as predatory, like a creeper, or vulture.

It was worse before the edit. Much worse.

In this context I just mean to move in quick

I saw it. lol

I'm sorry CW, but it's creepy. So was that post about urine on your toilet seat.

Yeah that was an obvious troll post. I wanted to log out so I wouldn't be as tempted to post. But the log out part on the page was frozen for like a week or so. So I was always logged in. I could never log out during that time. I made that thread hoping I would be banned.

This place is such a huge waste of time. I really don't want to be here.

See you later space cowboy.

welcome back!

What made you decide to stop using roofies

def swoop in carry her off in your strong talons and disembowel her in front of your young. anything else is pure foolishness

http://blog.rooftopcomedy.com/wp-con.../Picture-2.png

...and that joke was called: Alpha Male Dominate

God I hate that guy.

That has nothing to do with you, Cbag btw don't get it twisted.

Also, that punchline is another comedic technique referred to as "the callback".

cat wheel you'd probably benefit a lot from returnofkings.com

nothing new under the sun

this is why you suck at relationships and being honest with women, cw.


you will die alone.

mark my words.

dying alone doesn't sound so bad to me.

does a wingman distract the woman while you sucker punch her and stuff her into a bag and drag her into your hotel room (in vegas).

we all die alone you cunts. catherine wheel will probably be the only one to die together with a wingman at a tgi fridays or chilis.

fine. he'll die without ever doing anything cool or getting his dick sucked ever again.

yeah that's better i mean we all die alone

applebees is where the sluts go btw

I had a bad experience at an applebees in southern maryland now I can't go back ever

in an almost unintelligible southern drawl the server asked me if I wanted my burger "with or without the pink"

I mean is that a normal thing to ask? also I can't even tell you about the worse stuff that happened to me there. I've probably repressed some of it

usually civilized people ask you how you want it cooked

but yea if the burger is not from fast food and is a big patty i would like it medium well thank you

if that's what you were disturbed by, i'm not sure if it was the way it was asked or the fact that soem people have their burgers less than well done

meat is murder

To me it's like a human being - you're physical, you're mental and you're spiritual and to ignore any of them would be a mistake.

just ask the slut her MBTI type and then wow her with your theory

haha