Annual not good family holiday situation thread
 

It's that time to commiserate about your horrible family, or lackthereof. Who else can't have nice things this year? You alone? Broke? Your parents alcoholic? Your family is in a cult? Every holiday a guaranteed tragedy, fistfight or PTSD episode? What's good and bad on your holiday calendar

all of the above

i have scotch though. dimple pinch. and i am listening to spotify.

listening to the future through spotify. oh and hbo and showtime are free this weekend.

"lets not tell each other our sad stories" - Zellwenger's shining moment in cinema history. JERRY MCGUIRE is maybe the best movie i've ever seen in my life.

my family is pretty normal. though tomorrow i have to go to some pissant texas town to spend thanksgiving with some second cousins i hardly know. not sure how that came about.. and they probably don't drink so its going to be an excruciating 3+ hours

my family isn't half-bad, but i won't see them this thanksgiving either.

this year tim and i are making:
fried green tomatoes
stuffing
cornish hen
green been casserole
probably brussels sprouts w/ sliced garlic
fried oreos

this thread is already annoying because no one is whining yet.

a total failure.

I'm roasting a goose. the world around me will suck and I will carve poetry into my thighs with a razor blade while daddy snorts oxycontin off my battered mothers back. the neighbors will get napalmed with scorching gravy and I will listen to Wilson Phillips and cry myself into hysterics while listening to john Denver and maybe check out a beastiality film fest.

it's just you me and pavementtune here in shit town

white people families just don't know how to relax and have a good time.

i was going to play games and smoke weed because i gave up on life

women's suffrage

i've already been living with my unstable alcoholic mom for 2 months so it's not like this is a new thing but generally i don't interact with her excessively since this house has multiple floors. plus holidays make people's emotions run high so it's probably gonna blow up. i just have to restrain myself and never mention her drinking and hopefully she won't try to drive us anywhere cause when we stop her shit will hit the fan

i'm gonna try to hang out with my dad at some point in december since he could keel over from MS any day I suppose

isn't anyone going to kill themselves? at least share a suicide playlist while the death baggie fills with air. isn't anyone going to spoonfeed armless children with cancer aids or con some kid into thinking you're Justin bieber for make a wish foundation or st least hold a doggie goth tribal belly dance framing workshop for disenfranchised youth and feed them tofurkey.

Do you have this sort of "waiting for it to happen" feeling? Like you can't help thinking - any minute now?

we can make a bummer playlist in this thread

you know what's real bad and this wasn't always true, it's almost like i can't even enjoy stuff i used to be able to enjoy any more

oh lou, i am turning into one of those evil mothers that says everything is just dirt

we'll never have it as bad as the native americans.

my dad relapsed on painkillers and its just like being around the most annoying junkie dumb fuck oblivious to the world around him and happy as fuck while everyone around is miserable and wants to put their heads in the oven.

bummer playlist xontribution:
Chelsea Wolfe - they'll clap when you're gone

notorious big - suicidal thoughts

yes ugh. a lot of it is just making sure i don't snap

Linda hitting me right in that spot

rap can only convey total obnoxiousness

but that song is one of the best pity me songs. I'm sure slunken doesn't like it.

uh...

:erm:

no some guy said it on the other board

guys i'm one of the biggest advocates of rap on this forum c'man

I knew you was playin

and that's why i like biggie more than 2pac also, stuff like suicidal thoughts instead of THUG LIFE FOREVER

yeah it's stressful as fuck being like that every waking moment. definitely kinda gotta maintain some level of denial to stay sane

amen. biggie was real sensitive. 2pac was clever tho. another reason why i like Eminem even if he is mysogynist gay hater, he makes light of his flaws and insecurities and is all fake serious. makes me wanna go down on that slim Jim.

i like listening to eminem when i'm sad

I hope you guys have a decent day if you can regardleas of the family strife and shit. I'm going to try and maintain and just self medicate with scotch and Valium and I can always get in my car and drive away to a Chinese restaurant or bar if things get too much. good luck guys and ladies. life sucks die muthafucka. I'm out til the next round of holidays.

good luck noyen. i'll be alright my brother is gonna be here it'll be cool. gonna watch funny videos and eat snax

me too. the guy is miserable. but I think he's handsome and a gummi bear at heart. some of his songs are cool as shit though. Stan Kim medicine ball none of the anthem shit. I like that he admits he was addicted to drugs and doesn't think its cool like he's way suicidal and fullnof hate and shame and guilt. even though he's mainstream. 8 mile was a good movie too. like if mariah Carey was the star of Rudy.