Movies I watched on Netflix while high on PCP
 

I'm not fucking lying I actually watched all of these fucking movies.

This Must Be the Place - Sean Penn looks like Robert Smith and talks like Tiny Tim. I was too high to call the electric company to TURN OFF MY FUCKING ELECTRICITY SO I COULD STOP WATCHING SEAN PENN BE A STUPID WEIRD GOTH OLD GUY.

Also, WHY WERE THERE NAZIS IN THIS MOVIE? Go to HELL SEAN PENN.

Here is a clip where Sean Penn schools a fat kid on music history:




The Lifeguard - Kristen Bell is a loser and a failure so instead of trying to be a useful person in society and getting a HUSBAND or at least a decent job being a stripper, she decides to move in with her mom and become a lifeguard and fuck some underage kid. She also doesn't wear makeup in the movie and doesn't do anythign sexy. This movie sucked. Fuck YOU NETFLIX FOR EVEN HAVING THIS ON YOUR WEBSITE

Flight - Denzel Washington is FUUUUUUUCKED UP AND drives a plane upside down and some people die but whatever, SO MANY PEOPLE WERE ALSO SAVED! This is a moive about morality, and some other shit, and mostly it's just boring. FUCK THIS MOVIE. Hey Malcolm X, go do a Tony Scott action movie instead next time! OH NEVERMIND TONY SCOTT IS DEAD.

V/H/S 2 - I actually like this movie. I haven't nothing bad to say about it. Good date movie.

Maniac - An even BETTER date movie, and is a movie about dating! Frodo has a hard time talking to women so HE FUCKING KILLS ALL OF THEM. It's a fun frolic.

Here is a clip from the movie:




Barbarian Queen - Considering how the Republican party is hip to rape, GOP members would love this movie because EVERY WOMAN GETS RAPED IN THIS CLASSIC. That's about it. The whole movie is on youtube:




Deathstalker - Barbi Benton, Hugh Hefner's one time cum dumpster, I believe gets raped in this. JESUS CHRIST WHAT IS IT WITH THESE MOVIES AND DUDES WITH SWORDS AND THE RAPING. I guess this movie got made because there were like thousands of shitty fantasy (rape) movies in the 80s that were similar to Conan the Barbarian and fucking Krull and Beastmaster, however this one is pretty classically shitty, especially if you like the protagonist TO BE RAPING WOMEN.



Not of this Earth - I don't remember much about this gem, but I do remember TRACI LORDS FUCKS THE GUY FROM that TV show BLIND DATE. This is a wonderful movie that everyone should see at least twice.



Hellgate - The best movie I've seen IN A DECADE AT LEAST. Fucking HORSESHACK FROM WELCOME BACK KOTTER IS THE HERO, DOES A SEX SCENE NUDE, AND PRETENDS TO BE A BAD ASS IN THIS. You can't beat that. Even if you're young and have no idea what a Horseshack or Welcome Back Kotter is. Horseshack is dead but THIS MOVIE IS FOREVER. It's better than AVATAR BY AT LEAST 1000x.



Aftershock - Eli Roth stars in a movie that is sort of like Hostel where some American assholes go to Chile and try to get laid and instead dying from torture, YOU THE VIEWER DIE FROM THE TORTURE OF A STUPIDLY LAME MOVIE.

It was apparently made over a long weekend in the same studio as "Birdemic"

Compliance - Oh this one was a lot of fun and if you have nothing better to do on a Saturday night, CALL A BURGER KING AS A COP AND SAY THAT ONE OF THE TEENAGE WORKERS STOLE SOME MONEY AND THEN MAKE THEM GET NAKED. Great comedy.

Here is some so-called "journalism" where a young chick "journalist" talks about how this moive is "disturbing" and other "bullshit" :



Upstream Color - This is some uppiddy hipster bullshit something or other about getting kidnapped and having your FUCKING MEMORIES EXTRACTED AND PUT INTO A PIG and then some other shit I TOTALLY DIDN'T CATCH BECAUSE I WAS SO FUCKING WASTED BECAUSE I THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE A COMEDY AND IT WASN'T

Here is some annoying oriental explaining and ruining the movie for you:

back in the day I worked at a record store that also had VHS porn rentals. We had every single Traci Lords movie. When it came out that she made a bunch of them before she turned 18 we were told to pull them from the shelves. My manager boxed up all the tapes and told us that the the coporate office was going to pick up the tapes and have them destroyed.

But then later that day I saw him loading the box into the trunk of his car.

if you need to explain a movie after the movie then it's a shitty narrative i mean how hard is that for people to understand

sounds like a total let down

I don't know if it's on netflix, but it's a very disorienting, creepy feeling to have insomnia, doze off to sleep on the sofa and wake up to Marathon man in the background.

That is a lot of movies to watch while high on PCP

This movie was excellent. I really like Shane Carruth's style and found this movie even better then Primer, that was superb!

here's a movie ya spaceblasted fuck

you know they say germans aren't funny but i think werner is hilarious

Has anyone seen this?

yes

i can't talk about enjoying it though because trots will just come in and call me an ironic hipster. only the most hi-fi of movies are worthy of genuine praise.

there's nothing genuine about you though

Right. Obviously.

i'm just messin with you slunk u mad?

(but seriously how could "The Day My Kid went PUNK" a 4 1/2 star movie on anything but the ironic tongue in cheek star rating system)

Because the scale is relative. I tried to explain that.

It remains one of the best ASS's I've seen

Even if you take the 5 worst movies of all time you could still rank them.

I only did PCP once and there weren't no movie on.

That's not counting the times I wasn't sure what I was taking. Could've been PCP.

ranking is so last decade slunk

NETFLIX IS TRYING TO LEARN

if you like black books you might also like

Well I'm intrigued..

I watched a couple of these movies per your reference SickBadThing.. Unfortunately not while high on PCP, but nevertheless some of them were pretty good thanks ;)

Compliance was completely ridiculous, Upstream Color pretty good..This Must Be the Place, also worth at least one watch..

oh hey c_wilson

your burns are so depressingly awful that you can be easily identified

He has a pretty unique brand of stupid

haaha fuckin trotsky he likes stuff like sports and kanye what a dick head i bet i can make fun of his stats and kanye and add masturbating man



here's another hit #barrybonds

that hansel and gretel movie with jeremy renner was alot better than i thought it'd be. i mean if you're down with unabashedly dumb movies

I can't find much on netflix that I want to see. I can only watch a room with a view so many times. Kumare was funny.

it looked like some weird knockoff of the brothers grimm, which i thought was pretty great

Primer and Upstream Color are both really good.