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sickbadthing 11-12-2013 05:39 AM

When will pussy shaving go out of style?
 
It better NOT ever go out of style.

I mean, how did people go down on each other before?

HOW/????????????



This is what I found when looking for HOW??? on google image:

http://static2.businessinsider.com/i...-models-do.jpg

know what's better than shaving? that fucking brazillian pussy waxing shit. it's best when they get that full job that pulls out all the asshole hairs too. there IS NOTHING BETTER THAN GOING DOWN ON A BALD, UNENCUMBERED OPEN PLAYING AREA, WHERE YOU CAN ENGAGE IN FULL ON TONGUE TO CLIT ACTION, AND NO BREAKS FOR TAKING OUT ANY OF THOSE GROSS WIRY NASTY STINKY SMELLING HAIRS, AND YOU GET YOUR FACE JUST COVERED IN SPIT AND PUSSY JUICE


i mean what the fuck can you see things changing and young people just decide fuck it, i want to be gross again and have my pubes just falling out all over the place EVERYWHERE, contaminating EVERYTHING AND IT WILL BE SOME NEO-HIPPIE BULLSHIT AND WOMEN WILL THINK HEY I CAN JUST LET THIS GO FULL BUSH AGAIN AND I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO CLEAN UP THE BIKINI LINE, I'M JUST GOING TO LET THIS SHIT GROW OUT LIKE WOLVERINE'S SIDEBURNS AND FUCK MY BOYFRIEND/HUSBAND/LESBO BUDDY BUY SOME GOGGLES AND TRY TO WADE THROUGH THIS NASTY JUNGLE BECAUSE I AM TOO LAZY TO KEEP MY PUSSY CLEAN THE WAY HUMAN EVOLUTION INTENDED*










*Darwin covered this heavily - look it up on Wikipedia

slunken 11-12-2013 06:17 AM

hey sbd - stop trying to go down on wolverines

THE MEDIUM FITS THE MESSAGE

slunken 11-12-2013 06:24 AM

also make sure you clip your toenails in return

redbreegull 11-12-2013 08:29 AM

charmbag to thread

slunken 11-12-2013 08:49 AM

wonder who's going to be the first poster to relay a personal story

duovamp 11-12-2013 09:01 AM

Had a lady years back who rocked the full bush. Was like reaching through a swampy lair of Shelob.

sickbadthing 11-12-2013 11:03 AM

There are men who do Brazillian waxing. I haven't met any but I have met a gay guy who told me dudes do it.

What if they swapped that hot wax out with some hot super glue and the waxer just jerked your fucking balls right off

that might be a lawsuit. you and your balls being ripped off your body and you die... FOR WHAT??? VANITY??? BECAUSE SOCIETY TOLD YOU TO DO IT???? NOW WHAT, MR. RIPPED OFF GONADS???

sickbadthing 11-12-2013 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by duovamp (Post 4022701)
Had a lady years back who rocked the full bush. Was like reaching through a swampy lair of Shelob.

I'm not kidding here, I would not date a woman who doesn't at least trim. We're not all fucking cave people from the 80s anymore.

And if she refused, I wouldn't break up, I WOULD KILL HER TO TEACH HER A LESSON

yo soy el mejor 11-12-2013 01:01 PM

you better buy me dinner before i talk about my pubes to you.

MyOneAndOnly 11-12-2013 08:16 PM

hair is gross

redbreegull 11-12-2013 08:51 PM

I have no preference. It doesn't matter to me if a chick doesn't shave at all. It's all good with me and female genitalia

MyOneAndOnly 11-12-2013 10:20 PM

RBG will go with anything if it has any chance of getting him laid

killtrocity 11-12-2013 10:25 PM

Haven't really seen any bushes. It's really a practical thing and not just an aesthetic one

Trotskilicious 11-12-2013 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sickbadthing (Post 4022704)
I'm not kidding here, I would not date a woman who doesn't at least trim. We're not all fucking cave people from the 80s anymore.

And if she refused, I wouldn't break up, I WOULD KILL HER TO TEACH HER A LESSON

do you return the favor

redbreegull 11-12-2013 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottytheoneand (Post 4022800)
RBG will go with anything if it has any chance of getting him laid

I love the female body and its endless diversity of forms only adds to that

Trotskilicious 11-12-2013 10:49 PM

you treat objects like women, man

redbreegull 11-12-2013 10:52 PM

tbh my study sample suggests that not as many women shave as one might think. My guess is that because its so endemic in porn and nude modeling, our brains want to assume that is what most chicks do, because the vast majority of naked females we have seen in our lives have been in porn.

MyOneAndOnly 11-13-2013 07:21 AM

maybe you just hang out with hippies

duovamp 11-13-2013 09:16 AM

Maybe his study took place in Japan, which is factually a terrible, terrible country.

sickbadthing 11-13-2013 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious (Post 4022813)
do you return the favor

Since like '98 but I have a crippling addiction to pornography.

Plus I'm borderline OCD.

killtrocity 11-13-2013 11:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottytheoneand (Post 4022848)
maybe you just hang out with hippies

yeah that's my guess

redbreegull 11-14-2013 12:32 AM

I dunno I'm not like against shaving if that's what a girl wants to do but the women I have hooked up with who were shavers were also generally the least comfortable with themselves and had body image issues and stuff. not saying it is universally true, just my experience. you guys think like a vast majority of girls shave?

pavementtune 11-14-2013 12:54 AM

As someone who occasionally showers and changes at sport thingys, and has been inside saunas for women, I'd say yes. 80%.

Trotskilicious 11-14-2013 12:54 AM

i definitely have no idea

Trotskilicious 11-14-2013 12:54 AM

i mean honestly statistically speaking we're all dealing with a fairly low sample size

Trotskilicious 11-14-2013 12:55 AM

i think science needs to look into this pussy hair question

pavementtune 11-14-2013 01:03 AM

I'm too lazy to look for poll results, but I remember filling out an anonymous online questionaire. They asked a ton of things, from trim and shaving styles to other methods, at what age you started, if you only shave when you plan to have sex, to if a partner has any say in it.

Trotskilicious 11-14-2013 01:08 AM

i have never shaved my ballmane

yo soy el mejor 11-14-2013 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pavementtune (Post 4022922)
I'm too lazy to look for poll results, but I remember filling out an anonymous online questionaire. They asked a ton of things, from trim and shaving styles to other methods, at what age you started, if you only shave when you plan to have sex, to if a partner has any say in it.

i typically ask a partner what they prefer and hope it's what i got.

slunken 11-15-2013 03:17 AM

i cleared my pm box - resend it.

aztec litany service 11-15-2013 10:36 AM

guys who prefer shaved cunt should have to shave their shit too

it comes down to this, if you're getting laid by someone who can tolerate you, you don't have much to complain about

yo soy el mejor 11-15-2013 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slunken (Post 4023053)
i cleared my pm box - resend it.

oooh boy you're gonna get me in trouble! :o

duovamp 11-15-2013 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aztec litany service (Post 4023062)
guys who prefer shaved cunt should have to shave their shit too

it comes down to this, if you're getting laid by someone who can tolerate you, you don't have much to complain about

I do shave everything.





Everything.

yo soy el mejor 11-15-2013 01:54 PM

even your eyeballs?

duovamp 11-15-2013 01:58 PM

Especially the eye balls.

slunken 11-15-2013 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor (Post 4023088)
oooh boy you're gonna get me in trouble! :o

kekekeke

Marsupial 11-15-2013 04:59 PM

Let's simplify this. What's your preference?

a) Bald Eagle

b) Runway

c) Wolfman


Bald eagle for me 24/7 (except when I'm traveling maybe lol) .. I prefer keeping myself as clean and shaven as possible :D

killtrocity 11-15-2013 08:06 PM

Shut the fuck up, pecker head. The only bald eagle you get is when your bald uncle sits on your face

yo soy el mejor 11-22-2013 12:40 PM

marsupial could have been a girl.

MusicMan4 11-22-2013 12:42 PM

It was Christopher wilson


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