sometimes i go in for the brozilian cause getting pegged feels so much better when you have hairless tuchus.

Also wiping is way faster.

wiping speed is unaffected.

for me at least. if you take it up the ass, metamucil becomes kind of necessary. if you're doing like three spoonfuls a day, all your BMs tend to be one-wipers.

perhaps i am sharing too much.

pfft. shows how much duovamp knows about poop and butt hair

Look I don't know about you but with a crack full of ass hair, you've got to drag at least 50% more tissue across that turd cutter.

Why does no one ever address the farting issue is what I want to know.* When you rip all the hairs outta yer crack, there is no more silent but deadly. Old-man-with-IBS sound effects every single fucking time. I hate it. Maybe I need to baby powder up in there, I don't know, but spreadin' 'em isn't an option every time. I imagine people with flat asses/shallow cracks don't have this issue.

Anyways I don't think full bushes will ever be a mainstream style again; internet porn and all. Plus there's the whole bonus of killing off pubic lice.

I'm married so I vacillate between bald and the most terrifying crotch yeti you've ever imagined. Either way I get laid, so all's well. If I was in the dating game I guess I'd spring for laser removal. I'm of the opinion that it's your bush so do whatcha wanna do, but things are more hygienic when it's shorter.

*FUCKSAKE JUST STOP FARTING, YOU ARE FEMALE AFTER ALL.

baby powder definitely helps. i use gold bond but if you got a vajayjay gold bond is a no no

i wouldn't necessarily say it's more hygienic, but the fog of piss-and-sweaty-butthole stench is lifted once you're bald. nothing like smelling like irish spring than irish spring faintly masking butt rot

brozilian plus fiber equals one wipe lyfe.

what the fjuck

wipe yo ass with baby wipes, shit'll change yo lifje

I was speaking from the female standpoint. Imagine long pubes + menstrual pad use. Imagine long pubes + . . . anything else that comes out of your body down there.

You're spot on for hair removal as a way to reduce crevice funk, though.

of course

everything is falling into place

This thread has gotten very upsetting to me

This really grossed me out for some reason and I'm even sitting on the toilet

bonzor gets waxed?

****** likes it in the ass was what i came away with there

i'm not sure if he's into dudes or he likes some of that strap-on action

in fact i don't think i care and wish him well

He said getting pegged which means the latter

jb is into the futa

fucking hipsters with their beards and big bush

Why is there an article about that? It's just hair, who cares.

You'd have to have a fairly fragile libido to be put off by hair, I reckon. Plenty of those around now though, with porn rewiring peoples' brains. What a frickin mess.

indeeeeeeeeeeed

yeah it's no surprise vixnix is probably got a hedge down there

Man, invite me to that kind of wedding.

Fragile libido?

Yeah I pulled down my pants for my girlfriend to eat my asshole and I had shit caked all through the matted anus hair down there. I guess her libido was too fragile to just hammer through it but long story short I masturbated with the vomit afterwards because I don't have a weak little sissy libido. Her fault not mine.

we all know you like women who look like little girls bro