Do you ever get so horny and lazy that you just jerk off to whatever is on local TV
 

Weather women work, sometimes watching a couple of teen aged girls being interviewed on the news can be enough.


You know what I mean. When you're lazy and you're like I'M SO FUCKING HORNY I'M BEATING OFF TO THE FIRST THING THAT ISN'T A USED CAR DEALERSHIP COMMERCIAL

cause fuck, nobody wants to masturbate to one of those. some old white fucker in a bad suit trying to convince you that since you have shitty credit that you should buy a FUCKING '98 CHEVY TAHOE????

no, but sometimes when i would search for porn i'd get turned on just thinking about what i wanted to see and after sometimes over an hour of searching i'd just hump my pillow and be done in less than 5 minutes and i'd be so upset that i even wasted so much time.

an hour? fuck all that i got shit to do.

that's what i'm saying! ;p

i like jerking it to stuff on cooking channels.

especially this chick: http://lauracalder.com/

http://www.choosy-beggars.com/wp-con...r_cleavage.jpg

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_s5vfRP-dx3...Cleavage_8.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_s5vfRP-dx3...Cleavage_6.jpg

the only good thing to come out of canada besdies poutine.

newscasters / weather chicks too. and the lactating mom bra section of the sears catalog. black and white edition.

http://cdn01.dailycaller.com/wp-cont...a-Theuriau.jpg

Last week i found out that cute french newscaster lots of people think is super fine is married to Lucien from Amelie.

http://theblemish.com/images/2009/03...29-750x574.jpg

http://www.ldpeople.com/wp-content/u...alit%C3%A9.jpg

hot.

she hot. what's the full retard from amelie doing with her? WHY GOD?

if we're talking hot newscasters, no one can touch larry or his voice. he's the meteorologist on cbs in dallas.

http://i42.tinypic.com/2eakkzo.jpg

http://i42.tinypic.com/5trxaa.jpg

In 5th grade I hung out with my friend from the neighbor hood and his cousin one day. Towards the end of the day me and his cousin were down stairs and I went upstairs to look for my friend. He was jerking off to the local news. Don't know if he saw me or not but I immediately went home, he called, I did not pick up. Don't think I hung out with him again after that.

so if you walked in on netphoria masturbating to local news you would also not hang out with us after that

our top story tonight

Depends on the netphorian if you know what I mean.


If you don't then I mean I would like to watch certain female members here masturbate.

going to watch dat sheeeeeeit

you guys are making me hungry.