I lost my glasses
 

and I can't find them because I need glasses to find my glasses. shitfuckingpigbuttwholelickinggoddammit

I should just take hi def images of every part of myhouse and enhance emhance enhance until I locate them

call off the RCMP crisis averted. they were under my bed. it's ok guys. I got this

how do your glasses get under your bed

that's a good question. I put em on a table one the other side of the room. there was a lot of people moving in stuff in and around though. I panicked I kinda need em for stuff. should really buy another pair

point me to the chillout/ambient room

yeah i hate when that happens.

frequent victim of this

never happens

unknown, usually happens if you fall asleep with them on.

one time I found em between my boxspring and mattress somehow. same pair, they're champion glasses.

+2 endurance