I had a sexdream about Saul Goodman
 

Just wanted to put that out there.

s'all good, man

i've been having hella weird dreams lately. i don't remember them at all- like i dont have that early morning remembering or think about them later in the day. i sleep super deep, not even moving. then during the day i have these flash memories that are from my dream but don't feel like dream memories because they never have a story or plotline, they're just overlap on what's happening. same experiences, but different feelings. like they're from different times. i'm always trying to figure out what is the 'real' or 'now' experience. i don't know how to explain it....

okay, example:

i had a dream about my girl's arm. just her arm. stretched up above her head. that was the only image from the dream. then it happened. i was in the exact position to get the exact view from my dream. but i didnt remember or feel the dream until it was happening then. when it happened, i said "I had a dream about your arm". she said nothing.

a weekish later i was telling her about my weird dream shit. i brought up her arm. she said that i never said ''i had a dream about your arm''. she said she would have remembered it; and she's right. the situation we were in, the way i know i said it, etc.

another time i had to ask if we had had a conversation that i remembered having and she said no.

another time was walking down the street and looking up at a specific place where i don't usually look. i walk past it at least 5 times a day and never look up at it. when it happened i had kinda stopped in the street because it felt so strange.

the thing is, it's really intense. it's like a visual flash with feeling. it's another space and time but the same thing.

weird, huh? it's been like this for a couple weeks. at least the sleep is nice :)

have you ever just wanted to fuck in a giant vat of oatmeal?

Ehm, this is not weird for me, I wanna hit that so hard I am sliding off the couch.

have you ever thought about a threeway with jeff goldblum and kevin spacey? one filling up your pussy and the other hammering away at your ass and having both of them explode all over your mouth and face.

i have.

i feel cream of wheat would be more erotic

goodness gracious!

what color was bob odenkirks hair

is this the chick who tried to rape b0lly

In the dream? And what hair are we talking about here?

And no, I have never tried to rape Bolly, because I have never had the chance.