tell me about florida
 

Stay away

i got nothin

old people in shorts

americas wang

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my brother moved to ft myers w his gf, well she was already there, and we only really communicate through fb and i guess they go sailing a lot or are on the beach a lot. that is literally all i know about florida.

also a lot of crazy news stories seem to pop up in florida.

that's pretty great

florida has the largest most unreasonable concentration possibly imaginable of badly conjured serial killers

you go there to die

Cesspool.

in 50 years the whole state will be under water

shtu teh fuuckc up scotyr

There are a surprising amount of rednecks in Florida. If you live within 10-15 miles of the ocean you'll deal with far fewer, though.

florida's rich and vibrant culture keeps me coming back year after year
diversity, food, and fun in the sun
friendly people, friendly places
it's a great plasce to raise a family
and im looking dforward to taking my kids there one dsy
i think that what i like most about floridsa are the bAGS of shrmp you can buy along the roadside fuck i love shripm

i wouldn't be surprised by it, homie

yeah

i mean the panhandle might as well be called Lower Alabama

for all the reasons

farther north you go, further south you get

i definitely had some good times in key west

Yeah dude we got the meth hookup there and saw some crazy shit. I did bath salts all morning then next thing I knew I was riding the Black Pearl with a parrot on my shoulder. Woke up with Cheetos all over my face.

I was there once for a week. I talked to some people in the humidity. Then I went to this one place that had humidity. Ate some good humidity in the humidity. Then it rained and it was even more humid.

The drivers in Florida like to honk. A lot.

A man claiming he had a "way with the ladies" and a firm grasp on the Florida legal system probably didn't have either, and ended up getting arrested a popular waterside restaurant in Fort Pierce after causing a scene and riling up his "haters."
Robert Rock, 50, was acting obnoxious to women, several of whom asked to be left alone, at Cobb's Landing on July 27.

According to Off The Beat, a man came to pick up his wife from baby shower to find that Rock was bother her. He asked Rock to leave his wife and the other women alone, but Rock allegedly pulled a knife and yelled, "I'm from Jersey, I'll kill your ass."

yeah florida sucks pretty bad. i still miss some things about florida weather though. growing up in that humidity has doomed me to have extremely dry skin now that i live in a seasonal climate. it's also cool when it rains in florida. the everglades are pretty cool.

Where in Florida did you experience this. Here I've noticed the total opposite.