happy jew year
 

shana tova jews and employees of the public school system in civilized states. enjoy your day off tomorrow. if we work together, 5774 will be a great year

false flag thread is false

Wait was I supposed to fast today

Too late

Shalom!

just imagine most of us will be alive when it is the year 5800

i went to a cafe called holy land cafe today with the kid and we ate hella gyros and falafels

am i cool yet

my mom is making brisket and shit, jewish holidays are pretty rad

donation only?

my mom stopped doing jewish holidays like 5 years ago

the first time I learned about the Jews was when a Nun told me that we couldn't have meat on Friday because the Jews killed Jesus.

seems legit

greek food is so over

greek falafel has nothing on israeli falafel

there is this one Mediterranean place i'd go to a lot, and it was more arab levantine complete with portion of the dining room with no chairs and they had little delicious falafel briquettes, is that more like it or what

one time i was eating there and i saw an arab family come in and sit in the floor seating area and ordered pizza and wings. it was the most gloriously american thing ever, i teared up a bit.

:cool:

Israelis usually just eat falafel in a wrap bulging at the seems with delicious as shit spicy ass pickles and shit, can't even describe the wonder.

it's not that different from the way Greeks make it, it just tastes better IMO

might be the offal

i made hummus last night and tim snaked the last piece of pita to go with it (jk. i cut it like a pizza and toasted it with some olive oil and salt and let him have it. we're going grocery shopping today anyway. if it had been for me i would have added some cayenne. oooh boy).