My dad puts 'bye' at the end of his text messages.
 

I find this comical.

how adorable and old

happt new year lol Gp

i hate it when people reply "K"

you know what else i hate... airline food

K

i genuinely raged there for a second

i don't like "k" "ok" "oh" "mm" or "mhm"

SMILING PILE OF POO emoji

damn,beat to the lol gp

the young people seem to end every sentence with tho

the fact that lmao BYE tho

smh

sus up in this

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I had to phone my dad so he could pay my psychiatrist over the phone with his credit card.

The receptionist passed my phone back when she was finished and I held it up to my face and said "thanks dad". But he had already hung up.

I smiled awkwardly at the receptionist and forced a laugh and said "thanks dad"...and she did the same thing back to me.

I wish my dad texted me. Maybe if he did I wouldn't phone up asking for him to pay for my psychiatrist visits.

Not sure what he'd text. Probably stuff like "did u overeat again, today"

doe is far superior doe

*nods head slowly*

my mom and dad (separately) will sometimes text me in the morning to tell me they love me, are thinking of me, miss me, etc.

and i still talk to my mom about twice a week - at least every weekend!

I end all my texts with over.

Over.

10-4 good buddy.

roger that captain we got fat elvis at the gloryhole. over

Copy that. We are go for glory hole. Stand by for Charmbag. Over.