i'm so tired of going to the bar
 

my god this is so pointless

Couldn't tell you the last I was in a bar. I used to love the girls who would come up to me out of nowhere and say, 'You should buy me a drink LOL.' I would usually just laugh and walk away.

Reminds me when I accidentally starting kissing my friend's mom when we were drunk at Christmas. She is like 50 and it was all just a huge mistake, she started grabbing my cock and pulled me into her room from the landing at the top of the stairs. She went down on me and started sucking my cock, I was thinking the whole time 'this is weird as fuck I shouldn't be doing this' but she was really good at it, like basically swallowing the whole fucking thing.

Anyway, it carried on for a bit before she grabbed me by the dick and pulled me onto her bed, undressing instantly. I was like 'well fuck it, we've come this far, might as well go through with it' and so I carried on.

I started licking her pussy, tasted nice, especially for an older woman... for some reason I assumed it would be nasty but it wasn't. It all felt horribly wrong but at the same time my boner was basically ripping through my boxers so I wasn't stopping for shit. I slipped a couple of fingers in and she started moaning like crazy, told me to put more fingers in. I continued until I had like 4 fingers up there, she was still moaning like fuck so I put my whole hand in there, she was going crazy, writhing around in ecstasy crying 'MORE! MORE!' so I continued fucking her with my whole hand. Still she was saying 'MORE! MORE!'.

I was still licking her pussy with my whole hand up there, I didn't know what to do next so I was all like 'what more do you need?!' and she was like 'I need about tree fiddy.' I said 'what the fuck you mean you need tree fiddy?' She just said again 'I need about tree fiddy.' It was about that time I realised that my friend's mom was in fact an 8 story tall crustacean from the Paleozoic era! I said 'damn you Loch Ness Monster! I aint giving you no tree fiddy, you get your own damn money!' and left immediately.

After that we never spoke of it again and I regret the whole thing entirely.

i'd gone through similar things but i started working out more, doing volunteer work, helping my parents around the house.. so i'm in a lot better place than i was last year

Pretty good thread

next rounds on me

last time i went to a bar was a year ago. i think i will go again sometime soon

I hate bars.

i just don't get why people need to get together in a dark space with incredibly loud music you can barely speak over and drink alcoholic beverages to hang out

it's all so random

drinking and loud music are like pb&j and low lighting creates atmosphere

I like to go dancing, and listening to some bands, but the other aspects of it depress me.

He didn't write it.

I haven't been to a bar in ages either, nor have I even drank in ages, either. But I have recently gotten the urge to sit down with a friend I haven't spoken to for a while and talk shit over a few drinks.

Fuck bars. The price of alcohol is too damn high.

i don't know the last time i was in a bar either, but last night we went to a karaoke place with private group rooms and we were welcomed in by another group after ours left early. sang a bunch of songs.

Context is everything

karaoke bars are bars

i like going to bars with friends

lets see how you feel about it when you're 32

i dunno bout u but i'm feelin 22

My boyfriend is 31 and he likes it

I'm 32 and thoroughly enjoy it. Not al bars are loud cesspools.

i had a good time at a bar with sppunk and his wife last year actually.

good bars are great.

Indeed. We were there two weekends ago actually, it is a fine establishment.

Next time we are in Chicago you and Tom will have to return the favor.

for sure. there are a bunch of great places near us.

i used to meet new friends every night at bars and then never see them again. in hindsight i can see how that's boring and contributed to my loneliness. you won't find many quality people at most bars.

I'm 42 and I like going to bars.

Several great brew pubs in my neighborhood.

see these guys are proving it

i like quiet bars with better furnishing for groups than i can offer at my house and knowledgeable staff who can point me towards beer/wine/food that i haven't tried but might enjoy

loud places crammed with people are another beast

the concept of having a glass of wine or drinking "for the taste" is utterly foreign and mystifying to me

unless it's to catch up and hang out with people, hitting the bars for nothing else to do can be pretty depressing.

my best friend and i like to go to this dirty old man dive here so we can sit and draw and smoke and drink whiskey and not be bothered.

dance parties>

bars are places my grandpa would go to get out of the house that's quiet with a turned down jukebox full of country music.

kind of sneaks up on you, i guess

yes that moderate drinking will really run away with ya

i usually combine the drinking for the taste and the alcohol abuse. works perfectly fine, especially in the beginning.

I don't like bars at all, never really have but there's this rad barcade in town here called dorkys that I love. I've only been once but it was prolly the most fun I had drinking in public

i only like bars where the music isn't too loud.

I didn't expect such a large proportion of people here that downright dislike bars.

let's go to the bar!