Hey everyone
 

What's up?

I stepped on a sleeping cat and fell down the stairs this morning.

Is the cat ok?

Feels like I got hit with a baseball bat

Yea she's fine just scared the hell out of her.

MY JOB IS HORRIBLE AND I AM WORKING ALL THE TIME AND I WANT TO DIE ALREADY THIS IS STUPID I PROBABLY JUST NEED A LADYFRIEND

Cat has been sleeping on the steps for over a week now I tried to warn her this was going to happen. It's a dark staircase.

i like cats i think when chaucney passes i will have to get cats because i am not nearly as much at home as i used to be what with a job work and etc i don't know i'd much rather just be at home with a dog but you know cats are nice because they don't require nearly as much attention

they are also pretty and have fun personalities

What are you doing for a job these days trots

stupid office shit that sucks and is stupid i'd much rather just leave it at that and move on really

i am playing a lot of Civ V doe

That's neat.

I only have to buy one book this semester and I'm happy about that.

This guy:

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/intr...0132936521&r=1

1344 pages. Yes.

i took my cat for a walk today.

i got back from new brunsfels or however you want to spell it. i slept in a tent with another dude. that was my highlight of the trip

how cool!

i am pondering when scot will ever shut the fuck up

Watching Hard Knocks and drinking a Troegs Naked Elf.

working on my abs

i mowed the lawn today and then couldn't find the trimmer so my lawn is untrimmed

now we're sitting here watching real househusbands or whatever on BET and it's fucking hilarious and i'm downloading kitchens of distinction b-sides.

my kitty is pooping outside the box and i think it might have blood in it. it had some red in it at least. going to the vet tomorrow. poor kitty.

i caught her in the middle of pooping today but it was right as she was ready to go so she couldnt run she just had to poop on the floor with me two feet from her and i was upset at the scene. but then i realized i didnt want her to think i was mad at her so i tried to give her nice rubs and lots of treats because she's not doing it on purpose she just must be in pain and associating it with the box

she did it once last week and i didnt think much of it but it's been three or four times total now in less than two weeks and she hadn't had a problem at all since i got her in feb.

poor kitty.

Claws still intact, right?

yessir

she seems normal otherwise. eating, playing, interacting with me, being happy. no crying or anything. her poop is terribly stinky, like beyond how stinky it should be and has been.

the vet will make it all clear i'm sure.

feeling cold. inside and out.

i guess looking at pictures i took, too.

Sitting at home, studying, bout to go to the shops and get some stuff for dinner.

I'm going on a date tomorrow night. Like, with a girl and stuff. Thus the new haircut as seen in the pic post thread. Bought a new shirt too. It's been like 2 years since I went on a proper date. Hella nervous but also p. excited... I really hit it off with this girl the first time we met :)

last week i scored a date with this one chick and its the first date in awhile so i was kind of like 'aww yeah' ... and later somebody told me i'm a decade older than her. this will be my creepiest date yet

about to hop in the shower and go to the apple service center.

last week my ipod was charging and playing at the same time when it stopped, made some nasty snapping sounds, and then i smelled electrical burning. i pulled it out and it was completely dead. when i tried to plug it back it it electrocuted me really bad. the whole backs of those fuckers are stainless steel. so then i thought it was a faulty charger and later tried another one. (using a towel) everything seemed fine, still not working but no fire, until i went to unplug it. it got me again even worse. fuck, that hurt.

i'm hoping i'm still under warrenty. i bought it almost exactly a year ago to the day but because of the holidays, shit's been closed so i'm cutting it close.

btw the first post john should have been "COME SEE HOW GOOD I LOOK"

because i hear ron yell that every time i see the thread title