If Neo was Scottish......
 

He would have taken both the red and blue pills and asked for more. It most certainly would have made a more interesting film.

This thread deserves a reply, I've been thinking about this for years.

tough crowd

I know, Right? On any other day I'd be reeling them in.

ok

pity reply

sarcastic remark

I really can't handle this board sometimes, People are just too Intellectually superior or I'm taking this personally/seriously?

Maybe it's because it's 3am or because I'm stupid - who or what is Neo?

The second one

From the Matrix, I'm just a guy from Scotland talking shite on a Pumpkins board.

Oh. I don't remember the movies from back then very well. I don't remember anything but flashing images from Matrix.

I understand. epileptic central.

nah i def wasn't being superior.

wouldnt taking the red pill sort of make the blue irrelevant in this scenario?

In a way but scottish people are reckless and they'd be popping any pill they can get. Neo is so refined that he picks one. A scottish person would take both and ask for more. Cause we're all mad alcoholic junkies.

If he was Glaswegian he would have pocketed Morpheus' wee shiny pill box when his back was turned.

Depends on what part of Glasgow he was from. That would be some west end theft action. Some wee bam from the East end would demand it from him, probably with a knife.

Also lets not judge all Scots on the terrible example set by Radiofred and Christhimself etc ;)

Haha. Never netphoriaize while drinking.

Why don't Paul & Craig post anymore, anyway? Kahlo? What did you do fo them????

Apart from the band being shite, I think it has something to do with Paul probably being too stoned to post, and Craig being in jail for murder.

I will one day kill all Scottish people.

Just killing.

Pure bangin.

Fish fingels.

wtf are you serious?

i mean it was technically manslaughter
let's not slander the guy

She had it coming tbh

that's crrrazy.

I presume the blue and red pills would be chased with Whiskey. Neokeanu would morph into Ted and Bill would show up.

You know Fred, that scene basically exists:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xt_BGaDBD2I