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The fuck is tafh

A measurement of one's total anterior face height

Actually, it's an informal medicinal reference (of an american, southern vernacular): Total Asshole Fecal Hemorrhaging. Or more commonly referred to as a spray of shit in any specific direction. It is a term of germanic origin; gaining widespread u.s. popularity in about the same time as reality t.v. gained momentum (e.g. 'real world,' 'road rules,' etc.)

TAFH

That laffy tafh