Karen wants her twenty dollars back
 

you can't beat the new zillun accent on a good day

Plaise inta yaw pun number

It's always nice to hear trash in a different accent.

my brain can't hear this as any way other than comedy. is this a sincere message to someone?

yes, it's real

REAL FUNNY

Is Kiwi the official demonym for people from NZ?

i don't know about official but it's very common

kayways.

KOYWOYS

Luke did you cringe a lot when you arrived back in Wellington after being in Europe. Every time I go back I'm like D:

no, there were too many australians everywhere at fiumicino airport

i definitely cringed in 2011 when waiting to board at SFO

I'm so Australianified now, I think kiwis sound worse.

Some words though...I was singing in a choir at Christmas time and I sang "angels chahnting" if you know what I mean, and someone said "we're een ostraya. So aynjiws don't chahnt. They cheant. The aynjiws are cheanting". Or however you write it. You know, like how they say it in the u.s. but even more nasally.

I was like D: and in my head I was like pretty sure hell would freeze over before angels did whatever you're talking about lady. Sounds like the debil's work to me.

we're in australia. so angels don't chant. they confiscate aboriginal children

i can't stand most NZ accents either though

yeah look but you don't say 'pahnts' do you?

i think Karen has every right to give Rachel twenty fuckin' whacks.

The way we say "massage" is pretty horrific compared to the way Americans say it.

GOLLUM

GOLLUM

to meke, bro.

google ghost chips, nek minit and that cartoon whale/seagull thing.

beached as*

An Iraqi spambot speaking German. Now I've seen everything.