should i go running or just eat a lot of food and make farts in my underwear?
 

I could exercise inside or go to the gym but I already went to work today and I don't feel like it.

Hey anyone remember that olestra shit that was a fat substitute in potato chips originally and it gave people loose stools?

I want to sit on the couch and watch some TV and have some loose stools.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck maybe I should pray to GOD about this instead of making a thread.

do both

SBT I'm glad you feel like you can open up to us about your loose stools. If you ever need to talk about loose stools you know I'm here for you.

THEN BOTH IT SHALL BE. I WILL RUN BY A CHIPOTLE AND GET A BURRITO TO HAVE WHILE I RUN.

Then I will go home and shit my couch while watching the last 3 months of TMZ I have Tivo'd.

I NEED TO FIND OUT WHAT'S BEEN UP WITH THAT BITCH LINDSAY LOHAN

I'm living the life, guys, poop stains and all.

I'll be turning 42 this year! Pooping up a stormy salute to oldness!

BRAVO! I SALUTE MYSELF!

don't front. you're not gonna watch TMZ. your tivo is full of LOGO.

So far this a front runner for thread of the year 2013

have fun sbt

this is 40

THIS is 42

just go running. i wish i was running right now.

I wanna start running again too, I wish it was warmer out

:cry: SAME

*throws a baggie of crack*

i've hurt my foot and my shoes are wet from running in the rain, so I feel like I can't go today...and I feel really "off" about it. twitch twitch

what'd you do to your foot?

im sick of the elliptical but i dont want to push it too far just yet. I've been trying to do more lifting but yesterday there was a group of big persian men and i was intimidated so i left :(

Running really shakes up my bowels, particularly when I haven't run in a long time. Very good for inducing the shit of your lifetime. Maybe if you eat some olestra while you're running you can diarrhea all over the treadmill or street or whatever. If you diarrhea while it's raining, you don't even have to shower, it just rinses off

why stop at just farts in your underwear?

Me too. I fucked up my hip and might need surgery. This is what happens when you try to exercise.

Fuck, now I want Chipotle.

I don't know...it hurts along the top, sometimes when I put weight on it, and other times it just aches. I've increased my run distance from 8.4 to 10.2kms this last week, and I think it's just the extra stress. I have a bit of pain in my ankle on the inside of my leg as well. I really need new shoes. I didn't go today because I don't want to make it worse. I'll go tomorrow though. I'll go try on the vibrams. My Dad refuses to pay for them because he says why pay to run like you don't have shoes on when you can just run with no shoes on. He also said he has injured the sole of his foot after landing on a small stone. So we'll see how long he lasts.

Regarding your excessive running habit vixey - I guess it will automatically go down a bit when you start your job, no?

I hope not. I'll just get up earlier or something. I am worried about it.

I got the impression you were aware that you are on your way to do some lasting damage to your body and that you were actually looking for a less addictive form of running. Guess not.

The last time I had Chipotle I had been drinking gin straight up and ate a whole bowl with double meat. I've never felt worse in my life. The next three days were all about violently shitting every hour, at least, with the most intense abdominal pain. It's sad, but no more Chipotle for me. *sigh*

yeah I am. I'm torn. I didn't run today so now I can't think of anything but running. Sorry.

Maybe I'll just go back to 5k a day like you...

i was never a runner because i can't visualize anything to run towards or from

I love chipotle. Like anything it should be eaten responsibly