tilda swinton
 

i wanna talk about her. she's so bangable. even as a man. i like her red hair in vanilla sky. she's a dirty vaginal dumpster in the beach but if i was stranded on a secret drug island with her i would get weak an wanna dip my fingers in that nasty honey bucket. in michael clayton she is just plain sexy especially when she is sweating in the bathroom and she kinda has front-butt. best of all is whe she plays gabriel the androgynous sex angel in constantine. i also like that her real life is or was kinky as fuck with a husband and a live in sex boy toy all in the same house.

so wet right now.

she looks like she'd have a boney vagina

she was good in we need to talk about kevin

and yeah i'd hit it

wow really she practices kink?

i bet bleeding not from her sex holes would occur. like a bruise on a hip could occur and if things got too vigorous for an extended period without the aid of antibacterial ointments, shit would bleed and maybe eventually fall off. then we would put it in a blender with her placenta from our still born baby and make a pate and eat it with tasty buttery crackers.

i want to fuck norah o'donnell from cbs this morning like super bad

i looked her up on goggle today and was a little surprised that the second google search was not "norah o'donnell hot" like almost every single attractive woman in the world, but "Norah o'donnell feet"

I would turn for Tilda Swinton. And I love her film festival.

She was great in Orlando.

I love women who are incredibly thin like her.

http://mono-kultur.com/mono_images/229.jpg

Yeah I've always been most attracted really thin androgynous women. I wanted to be one but I'm half Polynesian and I love muffins so what can I do.

So is it the Polynesian half that likes muffins? I thought it would be partial to that tinned beef crap and taro. And KFC.

Mmmmmm, taro!

half polynesian, half muffin lover

Polynesians just aren't incredibly thin people for the most part. We're bigger than average - even when we're not fat. I didn't grow up on the westernized Polynesian diet, thankfully. My mother more or less disowned her family and raised us on a standard middle class diet of multigrain bread and salad. I quite like taro cooked in coconut cream, in small doses but I hate KFC and tinned corned beef. My first boyfriend's family were English and really wealthy and they used to put tinned corned beef in toasted sandwiches...it baffled me that anyone other than Polynesians would willingly eat it.

I like it in on fried potatoes

Spam is great too. Had some spam sushi last week in Hawaii.

I think the only preserved meat I like is salami

My wife's family apparently like it. My take on it is that it's horrible salty fatty muck, that's only good for pets.

i like her because she's blonde, has a pussy and looks kinda like a man.

and the whole practitioner of kink in the home.

I'd let her ream my ass with a Lexington Steele strap on.

Ideally she'd wad up her dirty socks and panties shove them in my mouth and keep them in there with a bunch of duct tape.

hot.

i want to put a jenga tower in her butt and knock it down over and over and over and over and over again.

And after she rips the strap on out of my butt and my prolapsed ass looks like an inside out jelly donut, I want her to bludgeon me to death with it.

That's the way I want to go out,

i might want to live after that. find god... have a family.. maybe build a fence.

if bread regal later replaces all posts made with links to a bakery or something i'm going to blow my top

let's make this the longest thread ever

She's unique looking. I can understand why she has such a great diverse film career. But I wouldn't describe her as attractive.