Originally Posted by duovamp (Post 3937597)

Same here. Their population exploded and they cause pretty widespread devastation for the ecosystem and property. They ruin vegetation by eating saplings and those dumb fuckers help cause over 30,000 accidents a year in PA alone. They're like graceful rats that are sexually attracted to car headlights.

Originally Posted by Luke de Spa (Post 3937631)

so i reckon the plot goes like this

everything goes well and seems normal (although there are a few odd statements made by the guy on the hike, which will at first be interpreted as innocuous but be recast by later developments) up to the point where you're alone in the blind

waiting

waiting

waiting for too long

night falls

you check your phone. 7pm. no cellular coverage

where's the guy?

it starts to get cold

you start to hear things in the distance

strange things

sounds no human or animal would make

you leave the blind and try to find a safe spot to see out the night

but the noises keep getting louder

and seem to come from different directions

etc etc

Originally Posted by scottytheoneand (Post 3937595)

the entire time i was there I couldn't understand a fucking word anybody said. At dinner one of the nights with a few people from Scotland I asked about the likelihood of a vote for Independence from England and I might as well have set off a bomb in the dining room. That's NOT a cool thing to talk about over dinner when half the table are Scots and the other half are English (Londoners).

Originally Posted by Future Boy (Post 3937635)

a note falls out of your pocket as you get your lighter;

"deer bakyard boy, did you like the statues?"