I don't get the faggots part either. And the rest is just...what kind of dorm did you live in? I've never seen anything like that.

i hardly ever move the lid. i pee standing up in front of it. sometimes some drops of urine fall on the toilet seat. whenever i sit down on it to take a shit, it has dried up. or not. probably there's a daily residue of urine on my upper legs. so far, me and everyone around me have survived.

there are these commercials here about some kind of liquid hand soap dispenser with a sensor, so that you won't have to touch that disgusting thing in order to get the soap out of it. I'm pretty sure the people who use those kind of things are the people that get sick really easily as a result of having no immune system at all.

the last time i cleaned my toilet was AGES ago!

no! wait, my grandparents died in '96. SHIT!

sometimes when i´m really tired but have to shit, i´ll just do it in bed. tomorrow is a new day and enough time to clean it up then

or the day after

stop you're turning me on

I dunno, I think it was a combination of still being immature enough to think gayness is a funny synonym for stupidity and thinking all these macho sports bros would be offended at being called fags.

I lived in a regular dorm, the RHC played an obnoxious prank on our RA and stuck every athlete in the building in his hallway. The only other non-bros were these meek emo-lite kids two doors down and across the hall. They blasted really, really bad pop-punk music all the fucking time.

In time I befriended some of the bros though. These guys across from us used to freestyle all the time. I recall on one occasion this guy who sometimes sold me weed rhymed "small campus" with "small anus"

this is an incredibly stupid fucking thread and i cannot believe you simpletons are engaging this ignoble buffoon to regale you with powerful stories of how he befriended a tribe of Bros back in his college days as if he was some kind of re-visitation of christ's grace

SHUT UP REDBREEGULL YOUR STORY IS BORING AND YOU ARE VERY STUPID

get enlightened, trots!:mad:

i enjoy stories about bros much more when i pretend it's pronounced "bross"

me and the bross were just huffing some twinkie dessert pizza beer pong frathouse siiiiiiick bross times

i'm thinking "bross" is like a eastern block kind of pronunciation

human zoo

Wait I always only meant put the seat down, not the whole lid. But seriously put the seat down

I took a dump this morning at work and the terrible auto-flush toilets blasted the back of my legs with my own shit-water.

good thing you were still sitting on the toilet. this way you prevented the escape of the murderous vapor cloud, that would have hung around for 90 minutes.