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reprise85 11-24-2012 03:27 AM

tampons should never be flushed, what a turd

ilikeplanets 11-24-2012 03:50 AM

oh my god just put it down please

redbreegull 11-24-2012 04:04 AM

give me a reason

pavementtune 11-24-2012 04:11 AM

A toilet has a lid. Guess why.

vixnix 11-24-2012 04:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redbreegull (Post 3934542)
your kids will all have terrible allergies

no they won't, they play outside in the dirt all the time and swim in the sea and everything else. But afterwards we come home and I wash them and I clean the bathroom and toilet. You don't have to live in an unhygienic way avoid developing allergies. I don't think it does any harm either I'm just neurotic and a germ phobe and I feel better about everything if my house has a clean lavender-y smell and I know my kids can use the toilet or sit on the kitchen floor without picking up some gastro bug.

Raskolnikov 11-24-2012 04:22 AM

Naturally, if you haven't seen the South Park on this topic, check it out - Season 16, Episode 1 - "Reverse Cowgirl" over at www.SouthParkStudios.com - hilarious.

Back to actual input now: I really don't mind the lifting of the seat. It's the putting it back down that irks me for some reason. Which is why those slow-lowering seats are one of the greatest inventions of the 21st century so far. You seen these things? You just give it a little tap with a pinky and it lowers on it's own without the crashing of the seat into the bowl.

Dead Frequency 11-24-2012 04:37 AM

I'm into bidets

Starla 11-24-2012 09:48 AM

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Starla 11-24-2012 09:56 AM

I've solved the problem with men leaving toilet seats up by not allowing men in my home. They have to go out and pee by the bushes.

MyOneAndOnly 11-24-2012 10:30 AM

you're my kinda woman, Starla

Order 66 11-24-2012 11:22 AM

seat in my home is always down because i always sit down to pee. nothing masculine about a urine stained toilet seat

D. 11-24-2012 11:29 AM

O66 is right.

I sit about 80% of the time. Other 20% of the time, I'm in a hurry.

ilikeplanets 11-24-2012 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redbreegull (Post 3934563)
give me a reason

so I don't fall in and scream and wake you up

hnibos 11-24-2012 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vixnix (Post 3934565)
no they won't, they play outside in the dirt all the time and swim in the sea and everything else. But afterwards we come home and I wash them and I clean the bathroom and toilet. You don't have to live in an unhygienic way avoid developing allergies. I don't think it does any harm either I'm just neurotic and a germ phobe and I feel better about everything if my house has a clean lavender-y smell and I know my kids can use the toilet or sit on the kitchen floor without picking up some gastro bug.

Some people just like to find reasons why living in filth is OK.

pale_princess 11-25-2012 02:24 AM

i just emptied my diva cup, what'd i miss?

vixnix 11-25-2012 02:35 AM

I love my diva cup

Starla 11-25-2012 03:32 AM

I've never tried one. Are they uncomfortable?

vixnix 11-25-2012 07:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Starla (Post 3934887)
I've never tried one. Are they uncomfortable?

Mine isn't...and it's so much better than using tampons. Definitely worth trying!

Starla 11-25-2012 07:34 AM

I don't see how this is going to contain everything. What if you're doing yoga?

http://i50.tinypic.com/30kc4dz.jpg

Cool As Ice Cream 11-25-2012 07:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vixnix (Post 3934526)
the force of the water makes toilet germs spray up in a fine vapour all over the toilet and surrounding area.

loooooooooool
toilet germs
clouds of them
ahahahaha

Cool As Ice Cream 11-25-2012 07:56 AM

even though i understand why women prefer the seat to be down at all time, they should appreciate that a man has put the seat up before having a wee. it could have been worse.

vixnix 11-25-2012 07:57 AM

You get to know your flow, which days are heavier and which are lighter, and you adjust how often you empty it. But there just isn't as much as you'd expect! Apparently your flow itself is lighter with a cup because both tampons and disposable pads wick moisture from your body so your body produces more, which then just gets wicked away by the new pad/tampon, and so on. That doesn't happen with a cup. I feel a lot healthier with a cup, and cleaner.

vixnix 11-25-2012 07:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cool As Ice Cream (Post 3934922)
even though i understand why women prefer the seat to be down at all time, they should appreciate that a man has put the seat up before having a wee. it could have been worse.

No, you don't. You can sit down. If you want to stand up and you can't control the flow of your urine well enough to get it all in the bowl without dripping all over the seat, that's your problem to deal with, not ours.

vixnix 11-25-2012 08:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cool As Ice Cream (Post 3934921)
loooooooooool
toilet germs
clouds of them
ahahahaha

Laugh out out out out out out out out out out out out loud huh.

Yes toilet germs...not clouds...a fine spray over the surrounding area. It's gross. Just close the lid before you flush.

Cool As Ice Cream 11-25-2012 09:07 AM

lololo

i mean, fuck, no! you're crazy.

sppunk 11-25-2012 09:18 AM

vixnix reminds me of Ella a little.

Cool As Ice Cream 11-25-2012 09:30 AM

Toilets have lids because if you flush without putting the lid down the force of the water makes toilet germs spray up in a fine vapour all over the toilet and surrounding area. That's the only explanation I can think of.

vixnix 11-25-2012 09:38 AM

here's the first link from google

you guys are dumb. and gross. and dirty.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...iting-bug.html

Cool As Ice Cream 11-25-2012 09:43 AM

i'll shit on your face.

vixnix 11-25-2012 09:47 AM

racist


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