Assassins Creed 3, anyone?
 

I wanna get it but I'm really skeptical...

I totally bought it today but can't play it because my console needs an update and I'm a loser jagoff with no internet

i'm able to update my console offline (360)
not sure how that works.. but it does

Maybe I'm just being a dumb jagoff loser with no internet. I will report my findings shortly.

Yeah I'm just an asshole. Woohoo!

The reviews have been pretty glowing so far. Definitely keen to play it but I am presently console-less :(

It isn't bad so far in. One thing i hate about games that are in a series is that they always try to make it so anyone can play any game in the series regardless of having played any of the others. Like, I don't want to spend an hour learning how to play a game that I've already invested 60-80 hours in the previous titles. But in ass creed3 it was relatively painless and quick to get through.

I may see if redbox has a copy and try it out.