Has anyone here ever performed an exorcism?
 

If so was it successful?

Aside from exorcisms, I have to say.... that having not much to do late at night, I notice the immense amount of commercials for stuff to help men get erections. I cannot believe how inundated you guys are with this shit. It's like the days where women had to deal with summers eve douche commercials.

This one however, just takes the cake. The guy @1:15 and 1:20

Every day right after the morning coffee #purgethedemon

I only get erections after I perform an exorcism.

I exorcise once a month or so. I was born a snake handler and I'll die a snake handler.

Those erection commercials have me really confused, like do men just stop getting them at 40 or something? Do they just suddenly stop, but you still want them?

i have to use viagra

i'm fat and on meds and the blood just doesnt flow there anymore

So what does Viagra do? I mean do you have to be turned on or does it give you an erection regardless...and do you ejaculate or does it just give you an erection?

What's the difference between that and Cialis?

My ex father in law used viagra. This one time, when I was staying with my in laws (do not ever do this, it's a special kind of hell), they scheduled out their sex time to occur every saturday night at 11 pm. My mom in law began the procedure by reminding my father in law to take his pill while watching the nightly news, so he would get a vanilla wafer, then take his viagra. About 10:45 pm, they would head off to their bedroom. After a few moans and grunts it was done. I guess viagra doesn't last that long?

pos t vac is clearly for women who don't want to apply the gentle suction action

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I recommend a great demon possession (or is it?) short novel I recently read called Come Closer

very well done. shining blurb from Brett Easton Ellis if that carries any weight for you

I think you'd dig it a lot starla

http://www.amazon.com/Come-Closer-Sa.../dp/1616951001

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someone in group therapy told me i was possessed once

This sounds terrible, I hope my marriage never turns into this. I'm sorry you had to witness that. Parents in law are so awkward anyway but this...takes it to a whole 'nother level.

They are to me

i wasnt being sarcastic

cant guys ejaculate without even having an erection. or is that necessary?

viagra makes you wildly ejaculate 5 minutes after taking it

Ive wondered it of myself. One time when I was in a bible study group it was suggested the devil' plagued me. But, you know, it's a bible study group.

i like to double up on viagra and cialis to get mad combo ejaculations

Are you serious, that sounds almost dangerous

One time on the bus on the way home from Christian camp they apparently exorcised this kid at the back of the bus and one of the demons was called Kurt Cobain, so all the Christians stopped listening to Nirvana. I was on a different bus though so I didn't see it. Those camps were just teenage orgies, looking back.

Ohhhh I didn't realize sorry

google guillible.

hahahahah

It's possible.

This looks interesting. Thanks :)

They had such a strange life. Everything was scheduled out. Breakfast, lunch, dinner, shopping trips.... they had everything perfectly managed, even their sex life.

Did the apple fall far from the tree?

He was completely different and the opposite of this.

Ahh yeah, that's common too I think. Reactionism I guess. My own parents did this in response to their parents' behavior and screwed us up in a complete different way. It makes me anxious that despite my best efforts not to, I'm repeating their mistake with my kids.

screw you bot you fucked with the wrong cop

oh wait i can't delete these

thread is shocking. definitely delivers.

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if by exorcism you mean homicide

this scares the shit out of me :[

when I was little, someone gave me a book on how children should behave and listen to their parents and in the book it had pictures of a black winged demon w/ a tail following behind two little children on their way home from school.... I never got that image out of my mind and I was terrified sometimes to just go to sleep at night

dissociative trance