being drunk is so great
 

omg u guys i just i don't know i feel like talking about getting wasted woo you guys

I was supposed to go to a party after work, but I decided to just come home and take hits from the bong. Glad I didn't walk over there cause my roommate was home and told me it was super fucking lame.

who cares if it was lame you're lame

nah is you

i like dia de los muertos and tacos from a truck. woowoo!

Shame on all of you.

I don't go to lame parties.

Hey drunks,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass liquors. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten sober? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on reddit.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the AA, and starter of the vegan mission. What lifestyles do you live, other than "get sick in the toilet"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all boozehounds who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my aa coins

http://farm5.staticflickr.com/4074/4...25986162_b.jpg

parties are made lame when you go to them

i want some gin and juice but we have no juice.

Par-tay-tay.

I like to drink tea

Trots, we live in an anti-intellectual society where we need to get stupid to socialize and fuck. How fucked up is that? The moment when we're supposed to be most intimate as a species and we can't even do it without numbing all of our senses because we're so alienated from ourselves and from each other.

you don't have to be that way

not that i have any experience

it is fucked up though, yes

i love the "making fun of me because you're insecure" line
what a great way to avoid any self examination

i don't know what this means at all and i'd like somebody other than the quoted poster to explain where this would even come from

not sure what "looking at stupid ass liquors" means

yeah reprise I know it doesn't have to be that way, but that's where our culture is at, right? which is I believe what trots was kind of riffing on. when you're a liquored up zombie it's easier to diffuse responsibility.

"he who makes himself a monster rids himself of the pain of being a man", etc.

the romanticism of sports:
http://www.firstartsource.com/Art/PYR8500.jpg

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5163/...86ae48310f.jpg

http://www.viceland.com/blogs/en/fil...rls-puking.jpg

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/i...DW371KLsqOzbdw

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/543011/thu...PONG-large.jpg

http://a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/p...2d7bea99/p.jpg

why educate ourselves and solve our problems when we can stop thinking and end our problems?

I think a lot of it too is related to hyper-self-awareness where we're constantly scrutinizing our appearances, beliefs, interests... comparing ourselves to celebrities, etc... plenty of people never outgrow that phase and I can't necessarily place all of the blame on individuals. There is pressure to say "fuck whoever I am, I'm going to assimilate"

i'm the worst alcohol abuser here and like every alcohol infused party and crowded bar seems horrible
its just so much better to sit around and be quietly drunk

Gonna be drunk tonight. Anyone else?:cool:

not a fan of Kerouac but "Try never get drunk outside yr own house" is some pretty solid advice

This

That doesn't even make sense.

i can't even tell if that exactlythesame post is troll or not

i guess that's the mark of a good troll?:erm:

keep in mind killtrocity is a huge drunk

sure it does. you know the party was cool and then you show up and now everybody leaves because you're there.

LEGALIZE ALL DRUGS RON PAUL 2012

trots I am going to try to limit myself tonight