who's getting drunk
 

:D

do i even need to respond

I was but then I went for a walk so I'm not anymore.

what kind of jerkoff can't even walk and drink at the same time

I didn't want to bring more than one bottle of beer with me :(

I have to work at 10...tmw is the only weekend day I can party it up.

I've had three beers tonight but I'm cool to drive.

if you can't drive after even a 30-brick you must be a faggot and you need to stay the fuck away from NASCAR

Yeah srsly. And it was with a buff chix sandwich. Ain't no thang.

I have one Sam Adam's OctoberFest left in the fridge. Probably going to finish it tonight then that'll do 'er.

If I get desperate I'll mix some vodka or rum or something with Mountain Dew. Let's hope it doesn't come to that.

I'm sipping Drambuie but no way will I get tipsy. I have way too much to do tomorrow morning to feel lethargic.

i'll definitely be calling you later with an edge of glory voicemail

But you could be doing all that work tomorrow... drunk.

duovamp (nick) not spunk (chris)

You're calling me now and we're talking. And touching our dicks.

stop pre-empting my FUCKING POSTS JESUS CHRIST YOU GUYS

HE DID IT AGAIN

FUCK.

When I hit 30,000 posts I'm buying Netphoria off of Pakula and puking on the server. Deal with it.

*tumbleweed*

duovamp dont steal my bit
i've been going on since i came back last august about buying the place from him
i did it before then but i've been more gleefully vocal about it since that bogus stuff about the point of no return this coming january started

Oh.

Well still, I bet this racket is worth like a buck fifty.

sean you can call me but not if you're on camera in tinychat

Don't be a prude, reprise.

i like prunes

I am.

Oh no wait it's Saturday afternoon and i'm about to go to work for ten hours.

fuck my life.

What the heck time zone are you IN MAN?!

:/

you can tell sonic jon to shut up because thats mostly a time zone issue
he'll do his hours and get out and then like go get drunk and play a censored copy of left 4 dead and eat some fairly floss while giant spiders jump at him
whatever australians do

Hey Sean how close are you to Iselin?

i sampled my homebrew cider after 3 weeks of hard fermenting with a turkey baster and im pretty wasted off it. i need to sample more to make sure this is alcohol feel good and not poison feel good.